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no its not your fault, I just feel hormonal today  
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I know this is the last 3 min of the mini series, we'll talk when its over.
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i would never marry a guy for his money
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Come here honey, watch me light a fart! It is so cool!
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my husbands pot belly is huge,he hasnt seen is d_ck in years..i love it!
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Oh...I just hate CHOCOLATE!!!
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you go ahead and try out for the pro tour...I'll get that second job I've always wanted...
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Do these jeans make my a$$ look to small?????
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I completely understand how your beard got tangled up in her bra
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I admit it! You're always right and I'm always wrong!
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Do not under any circumstances buy me flowers!
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fart on me tonight during sex....ok??
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your right strip clubs are harmless
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I'm going to get breast implants, because I have such a low self esteem, and I think that might help matters.
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Go ahead...I swallow... I have heard that many times
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honey i'm pregnant but it's not yours so you won't have to pay any child support
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its ok that you forgot valentines day, its not that big a deal anyways
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no baby size really doesnt matter
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its ok that you forgot valentines day, its not that big a deal anyways
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I know my mother is a b*tch...we don't have to go to her house if you don't want to...
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