Not so Great PICK UP LINES...



I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.



Nice legs...what time do they open?



You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?



I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.



Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.



Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.



I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.



Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?



Are those real?



I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther

for that thing you do with your tongue.



If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.



You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.



You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?



F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?



Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.



My name is (Insert your name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.



Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?



Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.



Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.



I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?



If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we

could do it in public.



Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?



Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.



(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt): Let's get you out of these wet
clothes.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.


I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,
have you seen one?



You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.


Are those real?



I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this
cheap motel room.




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any of these would be a walk away and trun head another way stick out booty nad grrrrrrrrrrrrr away as if i fall that easily.......i had many lines worked on me but i tell them most of the time serousslly are u for real.........oh my freakin gosh u actually think iam goigntoo fal for that ****ed up line........ahahah loser

what???

Hey sista, you working or walking

I'm very glad I'm not that way in any way, shape or form. Only a complete and total piece of trash masquerading as a man would say those things. This may be a joke, but it's guys like that really p*@# me off.

thought I would add to the list. But keep in mind I have never used pick up lines, but I know alot of them. here are my favorite 2.

1. So do you want to screw or do I owe you an apology?
2. Do you have a picture of yourself? I want to send it to santa so he knows what to bring me this year.

the best thing is when you see a dummy that actually uses one on a lady and the aftermath that follows. Talk about entertainment.

Believe it or not but, as a stand up comedian/magician some of these lines worked...it was as if it was expected...lol WHISKEY does wonders...lol

i like this one...


If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

I'd laugh my ass off if a guy said that to me.

Couple observations here. First, those lines were funny. Second, what I found even funnier, was the fact that one guy got all up-in-arms about the fact lines like that may be used.

Now, this calls for a rant, and it's something I do often. This is all in regards to pick-up lines, and I'll aim for brevity. My aim sucks, though.

Am I the only guy who would actually think it was funny to turn this into a game? You know, track down some retarded lines, print them out then hit the bars?

The idea would be that we each take turns using a line on a girl the group chooses -- each time you get slapped, you take a shot.

I forsee a great innovation in drinking games here. I'm almost serious. Really. Kinda.

Hilarity would ensue, I think.