| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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      You get a Happy Meal
 I put in my house keys.. accidently.. | |
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      YOU GET SOMEONE ELSES CAR KEYS
 I PUT A TURTLE IN | |
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      You get a starter for a 1959 Rambler.
 I put in a Playboy magazine. | |
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      you get a candy bar
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      I put in champagne flutes....
 You get....a puppy | |
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      I put in my time
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      you get a watch
 I put a hat in | |
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      You get 10 years to life.
 I put in a Canadian quarter. | |
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      you get a scratch off lottery ticket
 I put in laundry detergent | |
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| you get a scratch off lottery ticket I put in laundry detergent I put in a can of Low Sodium Spam. | |
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      You get fleas..    I put my right foot in (after shakin it all about) | |
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      you get a Shaken (not stirred) martini
 i put in a loaf of rye bread | |
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      you get a t-bone steak.............i put in my dust rag
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      you get a dew rag
 I put in a lobster | |
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| you get a dew rag I put in a lobster I put in used ink cartridges. | |
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      you get blank photos
 I put in some smilies | |
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      You get a used atari system
 I put in an unneeded Cubs World Series ticket. | |
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      you get already taken seats to a Yankee game
 I put in a cellphone (not mine0 | |
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      you get a rotary phone and answering machine.
 I put in my USED White Sox World Series ticket. | |
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      you get a USED trip to Nowhere!
 I put in a loaf of stale bread | |
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