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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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and I got a hot dog
what's up everyone? I put in a pack of smokes |
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and you get a pair of tube socks
I put in an unused engagement ring |
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and u got back the Crackerjack Box it came in
I put in a melted pint of Haagen daaz ice cream |
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You get back one fifty year old "moon pie"
I put in an 8 track cassette player (anyone under thirty, ask your parents) |
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and got a lemmon (they didn't last long on the market)
put in a taco |
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and got a puppy
puts in an old dirty diaper (yeah it's adult sized  )
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Got a get out of jail free card
(suppose it was your diaper)  put in some skittles |
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and I got M&M`s instead. Pushed the wrong numbers.
I put in a can of Budweiser |
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I got Johnny Deep
I put in a slice of Bread |
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I got a bagel and cream cheese
I put in a Led Zeppelin I Album |
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 And you get a hello from your bro.... I put in a Kenny Rodgers and the fifth edition tape |
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And I just stopped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Wazzzzzzzzzzup Bro  I put Ruby in. |
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and got my beautiful ruby slippers
 ( now where did todo get off to?) I put in a munchkin |
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and u get a box of doughnut munchkins
put in a bottle of seltzer |
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I got a Gin and Tonic with a twist of lime.
I put in a "Zinger" snack cake |
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you get kidney stones
i put in a neon beer sign |
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you get a Miller High Life beer
I put in a book |
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you get a paper cut and lemon juice
i put in a john deer tractor |
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and u got ur lawn mowed for free
I put in a bag of Doritos |
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and you get a party
I put in a dozen roses |
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