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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME | |
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I got Bugs Bunny.
I put in alarm clock. |
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got up late for work
put in a pair of hospital scrubs |
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and I get another hernia operation.
I put in some sand I saved from Iraq. |
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got a yellow ribbon
put in box of kleenex tissues |
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and I get a Sally Field movie.
I put in a bottle of peach moonshine. |
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and it grew hair on your chest
put in some chocolate creme pie |
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and Soupy Sales showed up
I put in Tortilla Soup |
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and get a Green Card
I put in pocket lint |
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and he got a lint brush
I put in a Great Dane |
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You get a misspelled chihaua.
I put in Pineapple Express. |
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and got tickets to Hawaii
I put in 10 pesos |
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I got zilch
I put in $20.00 |
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And I get 5,000 Iraqi Dinar.
I put in my lifetime membership with the VFW. |
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and took my dog to the Veteran-arian
I put in a sack of potatoes |
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and I get Patriot fries
I put in a collection of Louis L'amour books. |
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and John Wayne signed my book
I put in a girl from New York |
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and I get Vinnie from Joisey.
I put in a jar of honey. |
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and IHOP runs out of pancakes
I put in a Coca Cola |
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and I get Pepsi
I put in a coupon for the beer of the month club. |
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and they told me it was only good at Tijuana locations, so I drank a Mexican Beer
I put in a Donnie Osmond song |
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