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Topic: Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?
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Mon 02/26/07 06:48 PM

I'd say because the Chicken wanted to get to the other side.
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LAMom's photo
Mon 02/26/07 06:52 PM
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before


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BigGlenn's photo
Mon 02/26/07 06:53 PM
Because he was pinned to a punkrocker!!

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Mon 02/26/07 06:56 PM
Because he had a mad pack of wolves chasing him....grumble grumble
grumble grumble

krowraven7's photo
Mon 02/26/07 07:04 PM
to pick up his unemployment check

LAMom's photo
Mon 02/26/07 07:08 PM
To prove to A possum it could actually be done

BigGlenn's photo
Mon 02/26/07 07:09 PM
To show up for his idictment.

Tneal's photo
Mon 02/26/07 07:11 PM
Cause the Chicken had to prove he was there before the egg.

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Mon 02/26/07 07:11 PM
Because on the side he was on...he saw the pot of hot grease waiting on
the stove to cook him.noway noway noway noway

Run Chicken Run!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue:
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BigGlenn's photo
Mon 02/26/07 07:12 PM
'Cause the tunnel was flooded.

Tneal's photo
Mon 02/26/07 07:14 PM
He forgot his passport!

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Mon 02/26/07 07:16 PM
How about this one....noway

He thought the Grass was Greener on the other side.:wink: :wink: :wink:

BigGlenn's photo
Mon 02/26/07 07:16 PM
'Cause he was hen pecked!!

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Mon 02/26/07 07:27 PM
That was funny BigGlenlaugh laugh laugh

Tneal's photo
Mon 02/26/07 07:36 PM
huh @ BigGleen

joe1973's photo
Mon 02/26/07 07:39 PM
a chicken is a chicken. a rooster is a rooster.which was it?laugh

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Mon 02/26/07 07:40 PM
Because he saw Col. Sanders carrying a bucket....

LAMom's photo
Mon 02/26/07 07:42 PM
Because it was the Politically correct thing to do !

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Mon 02/26/07 07:44 PM



LOL@Glenn...funny

Hi all!

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Mon 02/26/07 07:53 PM
WOW, It really is a very long story but I will try to explain ??????
Well, see Mrs Chicken was having an affair with Big bed (rooster), and
Mr Tomdiick (her old man) found out about it and said he was going to
KILL Big Red, and took out the door after the son-of-a-b1tch,,,
Well, Mrs Chicken, just had to try to warn Big Red and the only way to
get to his barn BEFORE her old man was to go ---------
CROSS THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!:wink:




















AND 'yes' SHE GOT THERE AHEAD OF HER OLD MAN,
But, she didn't get out of there before he seen her and Big Red
together, and ,,,,,,,fire and looks to KILL came from his eyes, as he
pick up farmer brown's axe, and
SO NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY TO,,,,,,,,,down please!





,,,,,,,BROWN'S CHICKEN,,,,,,,,,,flowerforyou :wink: smokin

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