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Topic: No one wants you!
lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Thu 06/26/08 01:05 AM
Ok, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are all gonna probably be single the rest of your lives. Face it, nobody wants you! You don't look that good and you aren't rich! You live too far from everybody else in the world and you are too short/tall, hairy/bald, skinny/fat, ugly/uglier/ugliest. You couldn't get a mole rat off and you are slower than a sloth! Your hair is the wrong color, your butt is too flat. I bet you even have a hairy back! No smokers-No drinkers allowed. You got a DOG? Forget it pal! I am just trying to get you to face the reality of the situation. I am your only friend on here. Everyone else is a loser too! None of you will make it! You are a pitiful LOT! I mean I can't believe the nerve of some of you to even put your ugly mugs on here to gross everybody out! There should be a warning on most! You just need to understand there is no one for you. You were a mistake of nature and now you are here trying to peddle your worthless goods off on everybody else! You are probably cruel, heartless and mean too! I despise you! And so does the rest of the world! No one wants to eat cherrios with you in the morning, no one wants to share their popcorn with you. You look for marriage and the truth is no one would even throw you a bone! I hope you take this as offered. I am just trying to make you realize you really are as datable as anyone else here!

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Thu 06/26/08 01:07 AM
THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME!!!!

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 06/26/08 01:10 AM
Ok, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are all gonna probably be single the rest of your lives. Face it, nobody wants you! You don't look that good and you aren't rich! You live too far from everybody else in the world and you are too short/tall, hairy/bald, skinny/fat, ugly/uglier/ugliest. You couldn't get a mole rat off and you are slower than a sloth! Your hair is the wrong color, your butt is too flat. I bet you even have a hairy back! No smokers-No drinkers allowed. You got a DOG? Forget it pal! I am just trying to get you to face the reality of the situation. I am your only friend on here. Everyone else is a loser too! None of you will make it! You are a pitiful LOT! I mean I can't believe the nerve of some of you to even put your ugly mugs on here to gross everybody out! There should be a warning on most! You just need to understand there is no one for you. You were a mistake of nature and now you are here trying to peddle your worthless goods off on everybody else! You are probably cruel, heartless and mean too! I despise you! And so does the rest of the world! No one wants to eat cherrios with you in the morning, no one wants to share their popcorn with you. You look for marriage and the truth is no one would even throw you a bone! I hope you take this as offered. I am just trying to make you realize you really are as datable as anyone else here! Is this how you and Peccy met?

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Thu 06/26/08 01:13 AM
Ok, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are all gonna probably be single the rest of your lives. Face it, nobody wants you! You don't look that good and you aren't rich! You live too far from everybody else in the world and you are too short/tall, hairy/bald, skinny/fat, ugly/uglier/ugliest. You couldn't get a mole rat off and you are slower than a sloth! Your hair is the wrong color, your butt is too flat. I bet you even have a hairy back! No smokers-No drinkers allowed. You got a DOG? Forget it pal! I am just trying to get you to face the reality of the situation. I am your only friend on here. Everyone else is a loser too! None of you will make it! You are a pitiful LOT! I mean I can't believe the nerve of some of you to even put your ugly mugs on here to gross everybody out! There should be a warning on most! You just need to understand there is no one for you. You were a mistake of nature and now you are here trying to peddle your worthless goods off on everybody else! You are probably cruel, heartless and mean too! I despise you! And so does the rest of the world! No one wants to eat cherrios with you in the morning, no one wants to share their popcorn with you. You look for marriage and the truth is no one would even throw you a bone! I hope you take this as offered. I am just trying to make you realize you really are as datable as anyone else here! Is this how you and Peccy met? I mean...just look at you mirror...you have one red eye and your legs growing outta your head...even your name...who wants to date glass?

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 06/26/08 01:13 AM
Ok, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are all gonna probably be single the rest of your lives. Face it, nobody wants you! You don't look that good and you aren't rich! You live too far from everybody else in the world and you are too short/tall, hairy/bald, skinny/fat, ugly/uglier/ugliest. You couldn't get a mole rat off and you are slower than a sloth! Your hair is the wrong color, your butt is too flat. I bet you even have a hairy back! No smokers-No drinkers allowed. You got a DOG? Forget it pal! I am just trying to get you to face the reality of the situation. I am your only friend on here. Everyone else is a loser too! None of you will make it! You are a pitiful LOT! I mean I can't believe the nerve of some of you to even put your ugly mugs on here to gross everybody out! There should be a warning on most! You just need to understand there is no one for you. You were a mistake of nature and now you are here trying to peddle your worthless goods off on everybody else! You are probably cruel, heartless and mean too! I despise you! And so does the rest of the world! No one wants to eat cherrios with you in the morning, no one wants to share their popcorn with you. You look for marriage and the truth is no one would even throw you a bone! I hope you take this as offered. I am just trying to make you realize you really are as datable as anyone else here! Is this how you and Peccy met? I mean...just look at you mirror...you have one red eye and your legs growing outta your head...even your name...who wants to date glass?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 06/26/08 01:14 AM
sorry Im not a loser.......just very leery about people right now........ <----hiding from the world!!

Voluptuous Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 1203	Thu 06/26/08 01:17 AM


LATENCHITA Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 166	Thu 06/26/08 01:18 AM
WOW HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR PIC LATELY?

justkev08 Joined Tue 12/18/07 Posts: 1897	Thu 06/26/08 01:18 AM
Wooohooo!!!

whereuat85 Joined Mon 04/14/08 Posts: 163	Thu 06/26/08 01:19 AM
thx 4 the confidence boost

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Thu 06/26/08 01:20 AM
Ok, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are all gonna probably be single the rest of your lives. Face it, nobody wants you! You don't look that good and you aren't rich! You live too far from everybody else in the world and you are too short/tall, hairy/bald, skinny/fat, ugly/uglier/ugliest. You couldn't get a mole rat off and you are slower than a sloth! Your hair is the wrong color, your butt is too flat. I bet you even have a hairy back! No smokers-No drinkers allowed. You got a DOG? Forget it pal! I am just trying to get you to face the reality of the situation. I am your only friend on here. Everyone else is a loser too! None of you will make it! You are a pitiful LOT! I mean I can't believe the nerve of some of you to even put your ugly mugs on here to gross everybody out! There should be a warning on most! You just need to understand there is no one for you. You were a mistake of nature and now you are here trying to peddle your worthless goods off on everybody else! You are probably cruel, heartless and mean too! I despise you! And so does the rest of the world! No one wants to eat cherrios with you in the morning, no one wants to share their popcorn with you. You look for marriage and the truth is no one would even throw you a bone! I hope you take this as offered. I am just trying to make you realize you really are as datable as anyone else here! Is this how you and Peccy met? I mean...just look at you mirror...you have one red eye and your legs growing outta your head...even your name...who wants to date glass? well don't cry 'bout it...see...no one wants a crybaby...there there now...im just tellin you this for your own good..here's a hanky...blow~

Kizzin Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 392	Thu 06/26/08 01:20 AM
Thank You

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Thu 06/26/08 01:20 AM
WOW HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR PIC LATELY? what's wrong wiff it SNIFF

BobbyJ Joined Fri 02/22/08 Posts: 1368	Thu 06/26/08 01:22 AM
Looks to me like someone had a date with Jack Daniels.

yaya28 Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 1341	Thu 06/26/08 01:22 AM
wow that's pretty harsh

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Thu 06/26/08 01:23 AM
Looks to me like someone had a date with Jack Daniels.

LATENCHITA Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 166	Thu 06/26/08 01:23 AM
IF YOU GOT ****ED OVER BY SOMEONE WE ARE VERY VERY SORRY!

feistybaby Joined Fri 04/25/08 Posts: 2422	Thu 06/26/08 01:23 AM
Well geez now you tell me....

domination Joined Fri 06/20/08 Posts: 506	Thu 06/26/08 01:23 AM
And this my friends....is why they print CLEARLY on the prescription bottles "Take every 2-4 hours with liquids..."

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Thu 06/26/08 01:23 AM
Thank You You're welcome...somebody had to do it..nothing personal, though