Have you heard the one, about the woman who went into a resturant?

she got into her car after church service
was over and entered a resturant to order
brunch. When the server came, the woman said
" I want the special". The server said, "How do you want your egg?"
"I dont want an egg."
"But the egg comes with it."
"I don't want an egg. "
"But the egg comes with the special."

"Ok, I'll have the special."
"How do you want your egg?"
" Raw."

The server brought her food and a raw egg
and she took it home with her.

umm, that's not funny

You had to be there, I guess.

i think i might hate you a little bit right now

Is this a poor translation from another language?

glad im not the only one lost

Are yall kidding? That was hilarious!!! Im rolling on the floor laughing! Did you hear the joke about the sarcastic butthole? He bears a striking resemblance to me.

that was way funnier than the joke!

Maybe thats the point. the responses are the joke. Is the joke on us?

Watching paint dry was funnier than that joke.

Uh, someone email me when the punchline is posted.