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Topic: Where do babies come from?
lazyj321 Joined Mon 08/14/06 Posts: 1889	Sat 03/03/07 09:20 AM
A ittle girl approaches her mother and asks "Mommy where do babies come from?" The mother replies "We'll hun when a mommy and a daddy fall in love, they get married. Then one night they go into the bedroom and they kiss and hug and have sex." The little girl asks "What is sex?" The mother replies "That is when daddy puts his penis into mommys vagina..and that is how you get a baby hun." The little girl then asks "Oh OK..but the other night I saw in your room that you had daddys penis in your mouth. What happens from that?" the mother pauses and then replies "Jewellery!"

Dixiegirl1983 Joined Sun 02/04/07 Posts: 111	Sat 03/03/07 09:43 AM
LOL...that's a good one!

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Sat 03/03/07 09:54 AM
OMG-LMAO

mmmmmosogood Joined Sat 03/03/07 Posts: 6	Sat 03/03/07 10:00 AM
That is a good joke. Thanks for sharing

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Sat 03/03/07 10:03 AM


unsure Joined Wed 08/16/06 Posts: 4886	Sat 03/03/07 10:04 AM
OH MY LOL

irishprincess121 Joined Mon 02/05/07 Posts: 6	Sat 03/03/07 11:29 AM
Ya that is about right, I guess

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76387	Sat 03/03/07 11:43 AM
that was a good one lol

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