I got these off a website!

-Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
-If you were made in God's image, how did you get to be so ugly?
-God give me patience....And make it quick!
-Sorry I missed church, I was busy becoming a lesbian and practicing
witchcraft.
-Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.
-Jesus is coming---Look busy
-Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
-Hell's too hot; heaven's full of religious people. That's supposed to
be a choice?
-The Lord giveth...the IRS taketh away.

HA HA HA and here I thought I was His favorite :)

Thanks, Bi. More laughtere to keep me from remembering why I couldn't
go to sleep in the first place. good ones.

your welcome