Topic: Little Johnny and The The Science Experiment
uk1971's photo
Tue 08/05/08 11:40 AM
Little Johnny watched the science teacher
start the experiment with worms.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

The third worm in sperm - dead.

The fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class
"What can you learn from this experiment?
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms!

bigsmile :banana:

no photo
Tue 08/05/08 11:45 AM
I love Johnny

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 08/05/08 11:51 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

soffit's photo
Tue 08/05/08 11:52 AM
laugh laugh laugh :wink: :banana: :banana: :banana: drinks rofl

flame1cutie's photo
Tue 08/05/08 12:04 PM
rofl :laughing: :laughing:

PrincessPeaches's photo
Tue 08/05/08 03:57 PM
hells yeah.....I'm not gonna get worms that's good to know