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By Willie Nelson "I outlived my #%^&"
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"there is an a$$hole for very toliet seat, you just have to match to match the 2 up".......that is in honor of my dad who always says it!!!
and my fav "Blow it out your A$$" |
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Why so serious.
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excuses are like a-holes... Everyone has one and they all stink.
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mine is my headline
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"More room out than in!" Sorry. It's what my mom always said when she got caught passing gas..lol.
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"More room out than in!" Sorry. It's what my mom always said when she got caught passing gas..lol.  
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Mellencamp "You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything"
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came out of a pile of **** smelling like a rose...
we allowed to type that? |
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joke em if the cant take a f***
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 byte me baby!!
 find something to live for, and protect it.
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came out of a pile of **** smelling like a rose... we allowed to type that? you stepped in what? 
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dont sweat the petty things pet the sweatty things
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Might as well be happy because the alternative sucks...I heard myself say that.
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It is better to burp and taste it then fart and waste it..................it is all I could think of.
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Time wounds all heels.
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im not as think as you drunk i am.
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"But I dont want to go among mad people." Alice remarked.
"Oh , you cant help that , " said the Cheshire Cat "were all mad here . Im mad . Youre mad ." "How do you know im mad ?" said Alice . "You must be ," said the Cheshire Cat "or you wouldnt have come here ." Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll "If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it Wanta change the world? There's nothing To it" - Willy Wonka |
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im not as think as you drunk i am.
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im sorry i can only help one person a day.today is not your day.tomarrow doesnt look good either.
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