Topic: "Guts Versus Balls"
justme659's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:00 PM


There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are noted below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty!' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

marsbar's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:02 PM
good onelaugh laugh laugh laugh

marky84's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:03 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

and both may resuklt in losing guts and or ballz laugh laugh

no photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:07 PM
laugh laugh

mark4123's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:09 PM
really coolrofl

Kevin77's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:13 PM
Thanks for clearin' that up.:wink:

ccrzyolfool's photo
Sun 08/10/08 04:12 PM
Both will get ya into the hospital just for different lengths of time bigsmile bigsmile oops