my kids friends shared this with me one night while they were over at my
house I thought it was kinda funny you take your birth month, birth day,
and color shirt you're wearing to create a sentence.

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I shot
3 - I killed
4 - I needed
5 - I ate
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I killed
11 - I slept with
12-I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - my lover
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a dog
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a homo
14 - a whore
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a condom
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a french fry
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a lesbian
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - my girlfriend

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because i got high
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because lil people told me too.
Blue - because =] I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Stripes-Because im hot and your not

I slept with a french fry because I'm good in bed

lol

I stabbed a stripper because I had to.

well at least you didn't do it with a french fry ewwwww

I killed a pickle because I smoke marijuana.

lmao I stabbed a bag of weed because I have double D's lmao




Hummmmm half right lmao

i shot a orange cuz lil people told me to

I killed your dealer because I'm a pimp and your
jealous

Too funny!!! LMAO

i ate a whore because i'm a pimp and your jealous.....omg

I slept with the kool aid man cause I'm sexy as hell

I killed a toothbrush,because I'm sexy as hell.

I ran naked with my lover because I love marijuana.

Oh my. These are just too funny.

i smoke with paris hilton because i am sexxy as helll ,lol
yesssssssssssss

i smoke with paris hilton because i am sexxy as helll ,lol
yesssssssssssss

I needed a jew because I have AMAZING boobs. LOL

hummmmmm how to expandd on that one ??.. lmao ... kidding ...

" I ate a stripper, because I'm a pimp and yout jealous "

nice ... lmao ....

I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I am on crack!

Too Funny

I SLEPT WITH A DOG CUZ I HAD TO :(

I banged a bag of weed because I'm good in bed.