A young woman, wearing a tight leather miniskirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket, was waiting for the city bus.

When the young woman stepped up to board the bus, she quickly realized that her skirt was too tight. the embarrassed young woman reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little. she hoped this would give her enough slack to climb the stairs onto the bus. Much to her chagrin, though, that didn't help.

A big Texan, who was in line behind the embarrassed young lady, gently lifted her from the waist and helped her onto the bus.

As expected the young woman went ballistic,. and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch me! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but since you were unzippin' my fly, I kinda figured that we was friends!"