Topic: Little Johnny and the Alphabet
uk1971's photo
Sun 08/17/08 02:33 PM
The teacher comes in class one day and anounces that they would review the alphabet today.
"When I call on you give a word the letter we are on. we will start with A."
All the hands went up. the teacher thought
'I can't call on Johnny, he will say a cuss word.'
So she called on Susie.
Susie said
"Apple teacher."
The teacher told Susie that that was a good word. But, agan she could not call on Johnny so she called on Billy.
Billy said
"Ball."
The teacher said,
"Very good Billy."
Well. She got all the way to the letter R and could not think of a cuss word that started with R so shy called on Little Johnny.
Litte Johnny said
"A rat teacher, a big f*ckin'n hairy rat with balls down to here!

bigsmile :banana:

maureeng945's photo
Sun 08/17/08 02:47 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Why do I have a visual of my oldest son doing that in elementary school!???

musicwoman1970's photo
Sun 08/17/08 02:53 PM
lol

harrypotter2's photo
Mon 08/18/08 11:58 PM
Don'tcha just love Little Johnny laugh laugh laugh