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Topic: I'm bored
Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 08/26/08 02:06 PM
Have you tried touching your Lily pad? I don't do that... hence why I'm bored.

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Tue 08/26/08 02:06 PM
At least you spelled bored right

DeathsTreaty Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 14622	Tue 08/26/08 02:08 PM
Bonjour lily ^^ did you see my limb loss game?

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Tue 08/26/08 02:08 PM
Have you tried touching your Lily pad? I don't do that... hence why I'm bored. Would you like me to script you some erotic poetry which ends with " ... and then she fell in a heap of exhaustion against his mighty torch of sensation?"

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 08/26/08 02:08 PM
come entertain me cuz I can't do it myself. Strange...that's what Charles Manson said before he formed his little family SSSSShhhhhhhh don't ruin it for me here... infadel.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 08/26/08 02:09 PM
Have you tried touching your Lily pad? I don't do that... hence why I'm bored. Would you like me to script you some erotic poetry which ends with " ... and then she fell in a heap of exhaustion against his mighty torch of sensation?" I thought this was CB not Peccy... oh you didn't say bad erotic poetry....never mind.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 08/26/08 02:10 PM
At least you spelled bored right this time at least... Next time I may not be so lucky.

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Tue 08/26/08 02:11 PM
Would you like my phallus to dress as a banana and dance for you to the Commodore's "Brick House?"

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Tue 08/26/08 02:11 PM


CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Tue 08/26/08 02:12 PM
"She's a BRICK .... HOUUUUUUUUSE!. YEAH!"

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 08/26/08 02:12 PM
Would you like my phallus to dress as a banana and dance for you to the Commodore's "Brick House?" I can't find that attractive in any way shape or form... and I can find most things attractive in some way.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Tue 08/26/08 02:13 PM
Pully pulls, yanky yanks? More like turn the crank. You know when I get bored, I just love to perv.

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Tue 08/26/08 02:14 PM
Would you like my phallus to dress as a banana and dance for you to the Commodore's "Brick House?" I can't find that attractive in any way shape or form... and I can find most things attractive in some way. even me???

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Tue 08/26/08 02:15 PM
Do you wanna' work the kissing booth with me at the "Psoriasis and Scabies National Fundraising Fair?"

rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Tue 08/26/08 02:16 PM
Have you tried touching your Lily pad?

Racing18 Joined Mon 08/27/07 Posts: 293	Tue 08/26/08 02:17 PM
id be glad to entertain you

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 08/26/08 02:19 PM
Would you like my phallus to dress as a banana and dance for you to the Commodore's "Brick House?" I can't find that attractive in any way shape or form... and I can find most things attractive in some way. even me??? do you want an honest answer to that, or do you want me to lie?

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 08/26/08 02:20 PM
Do you wanna' work the kissing booth with me at the "Psoriasis and Scabies National Fundraising Fair?" Yes, what a good cause... I'd be happy to. Call me the second tuesday of next week to set that up.

Etrain Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 19684	Tue 08/26/08 02:20 PM
Would you like my phallus to dress as a banana and dance for you to the Commodore's "Brick House?" I can't find that attractive in any way shape or form... and I can find most things attractive in some way. even me??? do you want an honest answer to that, or do you want me to lie? Please....lie???

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 08/26/08 02:21 PM
id be glad to entertain you You sing? dance? what are your qualifications here?