everything you ever wanted to know about me lays locked in the chest. You can have the answers if you climb by foot the whole way the tallest mountain (Mount Everest) to retrieve the key to open the chest.

Would you do it?

No because when I get to heaven then I will understand everything. Besides I have a pair of pink wings waiting on me there

hell no, wouldn't have any feet left when ya get there

No because I would probably be stampeded by all the stupid people trying to do it also...I would wait till someone else found the answer, no body can keep a secret....

I like my God mysterious in spite of my inquisitive nature.

Hell Yeah I'll do it... but Id have to go with some1 whos done it before.. like a guide.. and well equipped

Nope............

Right now I just wanna know why my damn TV won't work, has not worked in two days....that's why I am here.....aren't you all happy??

I am well equipped, lol....

the answer to that lays inside the chest

I think I need to get off of here...I am saying things that are just wrong....

very funny, i am laughing, but only a very little bit

As god doesnt exist, this would be a very interesting conundrum.

How did god tell you?

You are sitting, having your first cup of coffee of the day, with a McVities HobNob biscuit (trying to prevent it falling in the cup), when all of a sudden, the sky goes dark, and the clouds part and some big f'k-off finger comes out of the sky and says, in a very deep television-voice-over kind of voice

"Take the money, or look in the box!"

Are you going to really believe it?

who are you going to tell?

Would they visit you in the mental institution?

Would you be like Jack Nicholson?

.....

As Spiderman's Uncle said, "With great power, comes great responsibility" Im not ready for all the answers ...

...er.. didn't God pull that same trick on Adam and Eve

If God said that to me I would guess that would mean that She has finally broken Her silence and is talking to me.

I would simply respond with, "Thanks, but there's nothing I want to know, just send send me a sane woman please"

And then God would say to me, "Well, if you climb the mountain and look in the chest you'll discover that there is no such thing as a sane woman"

Then I would say to God, "So why would I need to claim the mountain? It seems that I already know all the answers."

What good are answers that I don't want to hear?

Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support

Atheists are people that aren't God-fearing but just fear those that are

Atheists are people who made A's in theology class.

We are all Children of Cthulhu -- especially the ones with lots of tentacles.

Na. I don’t think so. Mount Everest is one tall mountain. I’m not interested in climbing her and probably getting sucked into a crevice in her face or having a lack of oxygen induced seizure. Incidentally, her real name is "Chomolungma" dubbed this by Tibetans and Sherpas, which means "Mother Goddess of the Earth."