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That is funny. I had to copy it to my friends....I may have to copy it to my boss-he is Irish-he will understand. LOL!

ok, first off i am not looking for a cougar....right now......maybe later.....

but, the work thing was pretty freaking hilarious.....

and you felt you had to post that in here why?

Funny I did not know I was looking for a puppy!!

I am also not in the market for a cougar!

They are wild animals and very unfriendly to common house pets!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh way ya'll must be looking for the next door down that way ------->

Sorry for getting off topic, I just can't stand back and watch people try and make wild animals like the north american cougar into pets......

On topic, I loved the joke!

Hey Tex...

That was freakin hilarious !!

Must remember to include it in my orientation handbook

Thx

Humm okay but actually the statement Cougar is refered to an Older Woman that Dates younger guys lol no reference to wild animals hummm well not the four legged type anyway

................:( no wild animals........

I don't understand