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Topic: Lets play worst pick up line.
jizajees Joined Sun 03/25/07 Posts: 35	Mon 03/26/07 09:41 PM
I'll start with a pick up line, it's you job to best the one previously posted by the person above you. I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you. GO!

hosea1 Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 478	Mon 03/26/07 09:52 PM
you must be tired, because you have been running through my head all day

mdl7070 Joined Wed 03/21/07 Posts: 1470	Mon 03/26/07 09:57 PM
me :want to dance? them :no me :thats ok you wasnt my first choice anyway

ShadowEagle Joined Fri 03/02/07 Posts: 303	Mon 03/26/07 09:58 PM
I am not fred flinstone but, I bet i could make your bedrock.

angelintraining Joined Tue 02/06/07 Posts: 36	Mon 03/26/07 10:59 PM
Do you wash you pants in windex? Cuz I sure can see myself in them. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Can I have your phone number? I lost mine. So since the girls all get prettier at closing time, what ya say, should we leave early before someone becomes more appealing to me.

Qnfhrts Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7	Mon 03/26/07 11:01 PM
LOL....Good one Angel.

MarandaLynn Joined Fri 01/05/07 Posts: 144	Mon 03/26/07 11:03 PM
baby it's ok that im older than you caused as your beauty fades so will my eye sight....hahahaha

GhostWhisperer Joined Sun 03/11/07 Posts: 333	Mon 03/26/07 11:21 PM
Some guy actually said this to me....."You look just like my 5th wife." So stoopid me just had to ask..."How many times have you been married?" He replied, "Four times."

theflame68 Joined Sun 09/17/06 Posts: 80	Tue 03/27/07 07:51 AM
Ill tell you what ALWAYS worked for me...So, you wanna F@#K? Only works for women though, I hear!! lol

Robert29 Joined Tue 09/19/06 Posts: 99	Tue 03/27/07 02:51 PM
You have beautiful legs. What time do they open?

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Tue 03/27/07 02:53 PM
I can't wait for tomorrow. why? she asks... Because I get better lookin' every day.

MrKatOwner Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 118	Tue 03/27/07 02:54 PM
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? That's a pretty dress.... it'll look MUCH better in a heap on the floor by my bed.... Kiss me if you've heard this.... Only one thing that'd look better on you than that outfit... ME! Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!! Would my telling you that you have a fantastic body cause you to hold it against me?

CBOY Joined Mon 08/14/06 Posts: 210	Tue 03/27/07 02:57 PM
I agree, these are the worst I,ve heard.

jizajees Joined Sun 03/25/07 Posts: 35	Tue 03/27/07 07:36 PM
Don't worry baby, I don't think your ugly! True beuty is only a light switch away.

sexinxcminor Joined Mon 10/23/06 Posts: 129	Tue 03/27/07 08:15 PM
the word of the day is "legs" now lets go back to my place and spread the word. do you have a mirror in your pants?cause I can see myself in them

james_radabaugh Joined Sun 08/20/06 Posts: 77	Tue 03/27/07 08:48 PM
i brought my library card..... ima checkin you out!

Lantz Joined Sun 02/11/07 Posts: 243	Tue 03/27/07 08:52 PM
Not sure if this has already been said... "Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them." LANTZ

Lantz Joined Sun 02/11/07 Posts: 243	Tue 03/27/07 08:54 PM
OH here is another... "Do you do karate, because your body is kicking!!!" LANTZ

Tameka Joined Tue 02/13/07 Posts: 3266	Tue 03/27/07 08:54 PM
are your parents terrorist??? Cuz dammmmm baby, you da bomb... soooooooooooooooo not funny... but this is worst pick up line night, right?

look_n_4lov Joined Sun 09/17/06 Posts: 112	Wed 03/28/07 10:00 AM
Boy : hey baby want to play war? Girl: umm..ok.. how do you play? Boy: i laydown and you Blow the hell outa me!!! and yes this was actually said to me!