I'm on one site where they have something very similar to Mutual Match, but there's no "Maybe" button, it's strictly "Yes" and "No."

About 3 or 4 times a day, I get an e-mail notification that someone gave me a "Yes" over there. I have the feature set up so it only shows people within 10 miles of my zip code, so it's a very small pool, and it's easy to spot the new ones, since they are always the only ones who fall outside the geographic settings.

They are always 47-year-old women from New Mexico or Mississippi, and all of the pics show them wearing what looks to be bad lingerie from a 1960s soap opera, and they all look like they just got out of bed and can't wait for the local town drunk to break in and hit them over the head with a board so they can go back to sleep. The pics are always a little blurry, a little too dark to see much of the person, and the profile information is sketchy, at best.

And I'm supposed to find this enticing?

If it was a scam for a porn site, I would at least understand the reasoning, but....this....?

More than likely scammers....they have a way of getting into all of them...even here....I have heard of several guys being contacted by them...always working in their mother or their aunt's boutique and soon to follow...need funding to help support the boutique....so sad that some actually fall for it.

Scammers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am sexy body, would meet like people for times that are good.

yes, i for real. you know i like it, you happy become.

Here's the deal Lex:

A) the lingerie and dark room are to create romantic ambiance.

B) They are so far away to create mystery. (men love a chase right?) and because they live in a dark cave with NO LIFE they don't care how far away you are, they can leave it all(including the dark cave and second hand lingerie) behind in an instant to rush into your loving arms!

C) They push the "yes" button because your sexy, colorful, enticing pics are irresistable!

Seems cut and dried to me Lex, what's your dilemma??

I've heard that it works for some people. For me it just creates eyestrain and a sort of fashion-horror -- "Good thing it's dark because if she saw what she was wearing, she'd probably scream."



Well, I'm no chase-lover. I want to sit right here in my chair and have some gorgeous sweet young thing knock on my door, with minimal (that is to say, no) effort whatsoever on my part.

The cave thing is a little too Freudian for me, and it tends to leads to cigars, which I don't smoke anyway.



I would tend to agree with that assessment, were it not for the fact that everyone on this site treats me in precisely the opposite manner!



Guess I have trouble assimilating mixed messages?

I hear the local community college offers classes on deciphering mixed messages...

Formal education? Haven't I been punished enough?

Nah, I'll just wait until someone comes along who gets it. I'll probably be 92, but better late than never.

So is it okay if I wear a trenchcoat and the lingerie underneath it when I knock on your door?
Of course, I no longer qualify for "sweet" or "young", but I can bring some wrinkle cream and a cannister of Redi Whip...

You've always got a special dispensation here, Sug!

Hot Damn.... lemme go shave my legs and I'll be there in ummm... seven hours? Today is an auspicious one, no doubt.



Regular or low fat?

As a dyed-in-the-wool hedonist, I never do anything low fat -- got a persona to maintain here, ya know....

That is a very good point, but you are full of spot on quips.

I'm sorry I'll stop sending you my pics

What if they're real? Ever answered one?

No, I'm way too shallow and scared to ever do anything like that....!

lol =]

could i entice ya with blackhawks lingerie.!!!!

howwzzya bro.!!!