You are on the button wth that twin A big smile at you

here's one Hanging if your reading!!


I'm a pisces!...

Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) --

MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect
anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They
will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an
Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If
they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are
in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about
you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a
form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They
are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to
others that don't give a ****...then get shy to those that care about
them.
Go figure.
They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning
experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy
world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the
chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like
their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure
is the "But we might get caught" game.
They will **** wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by
another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's
just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything
shiny will derail their train of thought. ****ing while standing or
leaning is a plus here. **** with their mind and they will follow you
anywhere. They enjoy being ****ed in groups of three. Think being Jack
Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick? This is a Aquarian
dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated. But to
bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical funtime.
They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal
pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all
night. which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the
flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot
when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.

ok, I'm a Cancer...and I doesn't all pertain to me

I'm Aries and wow guess I missed the boat. Have never duct taped anybody
to a wall and beat them with live ferrets yet, hmmmm. Maybe that is my
problem, not living up to my horoscope. Geesssshhhh.

But have talked to a Pisces and holy crap, fits him to a T from what he
says. WOW.

virgo

I am an Aquarius. Right on the money about Home Depot. My ex works
there.

I'm a Scorpio and it mostly fits me.

SECRET: Pisces women fall for a man that can wear a high heel and
garter. And look good

NOT!! I'm not that kinky! Though I have broken some furniture, and
looooove foot massages, and the water, and have said, "yep, did that,
not that great", and...

OK, it's all me, except the stilettos and whips. I'm not into pain.

I'm a Cancer. Not everything applies, but most things do.

OMG!!!!!!!!! I'm not even going to admit which sign I am...I PLEAD the
5th!!!!!!!!!!