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| Topic: ATTN ATTN to whom it may concern | |
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and that is everyone on the internet...
Here are my dating criteria and if you do not meet them, you must immediatly leave the internet. There is no gray area here as I am the only one who matters. 1. You must have correct grammar, both written and verbal...ie your you're their there and they're ect/ 2. You must be no shorter than 5foot 10 inches tall. 3. You must love dogs and dislike cats, as I am allergic and will not date a man with a cat in his house, it's a question of health here. 4. If I meet you on the internet you must not have chest pics unless they are natural ones ie... on the beach or the like, if you went into your bathroom and took them in the mirror you will be automatically disqualified and publically ridiculed by myself. 5. These rules of the internet are subject to change due to the amount of narcissim in my head at any given time. 6. ANYONE who makes Izzie so disturbed to deactivate will be tarred and feathered immediatly and unceremoniously. Get it, Got it, Good....... |
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I,m partial to no.3
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Damn your number 2! Off by an inch
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does gender not matter?
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Damn your number 2! Off by an inch You, I'll make the acception for.... 
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does gender not matter? You, I'll make the acception for also....
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izzie deactivated???
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aww I'm to short
 I gotta leave!!
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does gender not matter? You, I'll make the acception for also.... ummmm its exception 1. You must have correct grammar, both written and verbal...ie your you're their there and they're ect/
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well i have 3 cats
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BURP!!!!!!!!!!
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izzie deactivated??? Yes she did.... |
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and that is everyone on the internet... Here are my dating criteria and if you do not meet them, you must immediatly leave the internet. There is no gray area here as I am the only one who matters. 1. You must have correct grammar, both written and verbal...ie your you're their there and they're ect/ 2. You must be no shorter than 5foot 10 inches tall. 3. You must love dogs and dislike cats, as I am allergic and will not date a man with a cat in his house, it's a question of health here. 4. If I meet you on the internet you must not have chest pics unless they are natural ones ie... on the beach or the like, if you went into your bathroom and took them in the mirror you will be automatically disqualified and publically ridiculed by myself. 5. These rules of the internet are subject to change due to the amount of narcissim in my head at any given time. 6. ANYONE who makes Izzie so disturbed to deactivate will be tarred and feathered immediatly and unceremoniously. Get it, Got it, Good....... Damnit....Im 5ft 6... *stomps foot* |
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izzie deactivated??? Double ditto    to the one that made her feel this way.
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izzie deactivated??? I thought you had given up dating??? Where did izz go!!!
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does gender not matter? You, I'll make the acception for also.... ummmm its exception 1. You must have correct grammar, both written and verbal...ie your you're their there and they're ect/ I said grammar, not spelling... I'm a horrible speller... I make exceptions for that...
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If I where my heels I will be tall enough
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 I call her Attila, 'cuz she's my Hun....... |
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izzie deactivated??? Yes she did.... ah helll naw !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Damnit....Im 5ft 6... *stomps foot* You're fine too.... oh wait, look how I make exceptions for people who are worthwile? Huh.... isn't that funny? Must be something wrong with me.... |
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