Topic: I want a new drug
cottonelle's photo
Sat 10/18/08 02:33 PM



depressed?
over worked?
job suck?
unappreciated?
family problem?
money worries?

well here is a pill for you!

FUKITOL 1000mg

when life just blows....fukitol!


Can I get a year's supply?? I prefer the IV please!!


BTW, can you include a bottle of vodka? I need it to hit the blood stream fast!! drinker
you want that in your IV too?

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Sat 10/18/08 04:54 PM
Edited by aztmom on Sat 10/18/08 04:55 PM




depressed?
over worked?
job suck?
unappreciated?
family problem?
money worries?

well here is a pill for you!

FUKITOL 1000mg

when life just blows....fukitol!


Can I get a year's supply?? I prefer the IV please!!



BTW, can you include a bottle of vodka? I need it to hit the blood stream fast!! drinker
you want that in your IV too?


Naw, that I wanna drink? Join me??

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Sun 10/19/08 01:27 AM
Cotton

I went back into one of the old catalogs found a pill just for you

Complain Pill--comes with a bobble head Church Lady doll, saying "Ain't you special". :wink: laugh flowerforyou

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Sun 10/19/08 01:34 AM
nice, the exclusive mingle pills. laugh

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Sun 10/19/08 01:36 AM
aztmom,

For you we have a stressed out pill--comes with a set of plates to give others so they can keep piling it on! flowers

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Sun 10/19/08 01:36 AM
TELL NEO I GOT EM 4 DA LOW

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Sun 10/19/08 01:38 AM
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nice, the exclusive mingle pills. laugh


Rare, for you we have the

hair growth pill---comes with your very own barber!:tongue: :tongue: :smile:

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Sun 10/19/08 01:39 AM
you keep the barber, i have no intentions of parting with this awesome lushness. :banana:

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Sun 10/19/08 01:41 AM

you keep the barber, i have no intentions of parting with this awesome lushness. :banana:


every pill you order comes with something free...so he's yours! laugh

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Sun 10/19/08 01:42 AM
why cant it be a pretty woman barber? grumble

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Sun 10/19/08 01:47 AM

why cant it be a pretty woman barber? grumble


Maybe it is, send $19.99 plus S&H and you'll see

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Sun 10/19/08 01:49 AM
rofl you should be on those commericals

cottonelle's photo
Sun 10/19/08 01:50 AM
and if you send me $19.99 and S&H i`ll have koury send you a surprise

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Sun 10/19/08 01:53 AM
ill pass cotton laugh

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Sun 10/19/08 01:54 AM

ill pass cotton laugh


that could be painful! laugh

cottonelle's photo
Sun 10/19/08 01:56 AM

ill pass cotton laugh

ok, i`ll tell her not to send the 56in flat screen TV because you said you`ll pass...lol

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Sun 10/19/08 01:57 AM


ill pass cotton laugh

ok, i`ll tell her not to send the 56in flat screen TV because you said you`ll pass...lol
i have no room whatsoever for more things noway tongue2

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Sun 10/19/08 02:16 AM



ill pass cotton laugh

ok, i`ll tell her not to send the 56in flat screen TV because you said you`ll pass...lol
i have no room whatsoever for more things noway tongue2


do you feel over stuffed...I'm sure we have a pill for that too. I need to remind you tho, depending on what zip code you live in, that S&H is going to pile up...that barber..male OR female..they've been over stuffed too.

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Sun 10/19/08 02:20 AM




ill pass cotton laugh

ok, i`ll tell her not to send the 56in flat screen TV because you said you`ll pass...lol
i have no room whatsoever for more things noway tongue2


do you feel over stuffed...I'm sure we have a pill for that too. I need to remind you tho, depending on what zip code you live in, that S&H is going to pile up...that barber..male OR female..they've been over stuffed too.
rofl im not sure how to figure that one out.

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Sun 10/19/08 03:41 AM

As seen only on mingle2

New & improved--(I always wondered how something could be new and improved at the same time..oh well..offtopic )

Just $19.99 a limited time offer PLUS S&H.

Attitude Pill--This pill comes with a free pair of custom sunglasses in case seeing colors besides black & white should cause uncomfortableness to the eyes.

Responsibility Pill--Comes with it's very own GOLD carrying case. Mixed with other pills, or even touching other pills will inhibit absorption.

Whining Pill--Comes with a magnificent CD of other sounds. Take pill immediately if you should find these sounds pleasant.

Anti-pleasant Pill--comes with timer..to remind you to take your whining pill.

Life sucks pill--comes with vacuum hose just in case you wonder off into the part of life that doesn't suck. Just connect the vacuum hose, it will give you that fake feeling that life sucks ALL the time.

Intelligence Pill--comes with a free, one time only common sense pill.

The Present Pill--Comes with chair and seatbelt in case being jerked from the past in to the present is too much of a jolt.

The Pity Pill--Comes with a picture of a crowd of people. This gives you the sense that there's others who will always give you attention.

Do It Yourself Pill--Comes with tools that you can actually use...most people use them all the time.

We also have the MAGIC Pill--You'll have to email us at LALALALALA@internet.com or call 1-LAL-ALA-LALA for more information. This pill is expensive, has to be continually taken and you must order the bubble that comes with it.

These NEW & IMPROVED pills come with a guarantee that if you are not 100% satisfied, we will send you a FREE Satisfaction Pill and also...get this...a FREE Sarcastic Pill that comes with the sound of nails being dragged across the blackboard and an old tape that keeps playing "Have a nice Day".

Order now, with your CC# and we'll throw in, absolutely FREEEEE again...a Gawd it's Monday sticker!






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