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As seen only on mingle2 New & improved--(I always wondered how something could be new and improved at the same time..oh well..  ) Just $19.99 a limited time offer PLUS S&H. Attitude Pill--This pill comes with a free pair of custom sunglasses in case seeing colors besides black & white should cause uncomfortableness to the eyes. Responsibility Pill--Comes with it's very own GOLD carrying case. Mixed with other pills, or even touching other pills will inhibit absorption. Whining Pill--Comes with a magnificent CD of other sounds. Take pill immediately if you should find these sounds pleasant. Anti-pleasant Pill--comes with timer..to remind you to take your whining pill. Life sucks pill--comes with vacuum hose just in case you wonder off into the part of life that doesn't suck. Just connect the vacuum hose, it will give you that fake feeling that life sucks ALL the time. Intelligence Pill--comes with a free, one time only common sense pill. The Present Pill--Comes with chair and seatbelt in case being jerked from the past in to the present is too much of a jolt. The Pity Pill--Comes with a picture of a crowd of people. This gives you the sense that there's others who will always give you attention. Do It Yourself Pill--Comes with tools that you can actually use...most people use them all the time. We also have the MAGIC Pill--You'll have to email us at LALALALALA@internet.com or call 1-LAL-ALA-LALA for more information. This pill is expensive, has to be continually taken and you must order the bubble that comes with it. These NEW & IMPROVED pills come with a guarantee that if you are not 100% satisfied, we will send you a FREE Satisfaction Pill and also...get this...a FREE Sarcastic Pill that comes with the sound of nails being dragged across the blackboard and an old tape that keeps playing "Have a nice Day". Order now, with your CC# and we'll throw in, absolutely FREEEEE again...a Gawd it's Monday sticker!  we've got a pill to cure that uncontrolable laughter too Miss Bonny! I'm Happy Pill---comes with a bunch of people who take all our other pills! You'll be over that laughter in no time!  
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we've got a pill to cure that uncontrolable laughter too Miss Bonny! I'm Happy Pill---comes with a bunch of people who take all our other pills! You'll be over that laughter in no time! I doubt it, I only have to look at myself in the mornings and I fall over laughing 
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we've got a pill to cure that uncontrolable laughter too Miss Bonny! I'm Happy Pill---comes with a bunch of people who take all our other pills! You'll be over that laughter in no time! I doubt it, I only have to look at myself in the mornings and I fall over laughing dayumn I have to go back and dig in the catalogs for a pill for that too! We can NOT have you being so loud with that laughter...it's contagious you know!!!! |
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Edited by
OneMoreTimeAround
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Sun 10/19/08 04:12 PM
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recently approved by the FDA
The bored pill---comes with the book "A list of things to do for Dummies" |
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Edited by
OneMoreTimeAround
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Sun 10/19/08 04:12 PM
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Ok Bonny,
I found one IMPROVED laughter pill---comes with morbid sad movies, a 24 hits collection of sad country songs and YOUR national anthem sung by Rosanne Barr. |
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Ok Bonny, I found one IMPROVED laughter pill---comes with morbid sad movies, a 24 hits collection of sad country songs and YOUR national anthem sung by Rosanne Barr. Rosanne Barr................. Singing the British National Anthem !!!
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