Here's the entirety of a profile I read this morning:

"I like to have fun."

OK, that works for me! I feel like I've known you all my life, and there's no doubt in my mind that you're THE ONE and now all I have to do is find an electron microscope and do my damnedest to find out if there's anything other than those 5 little words rattling around loose in that great big empty cranium of yours.

There was one I saw last year that was marginally worse, i.e.,

"I'm a fun person who likes to have fun." Which is good to know, because there are few things worse than meeting a fun person who DOESN'T like to have fun. Some of us have issues with mixed messages, or maybe we don't.

Im a nice guy that likes to be nice.

I guess writing up a profile isn't fun.

Mirror, you do know that you're asking for trouble, right?

I'm a nice girl who likes to be a b*tch to stupid people....I need love too.....

What's worse?

A few meaningless words or nothing at all? I've opened some that had nothing to say, it made my decision easier I should say.

Too many words, I'm thinking....

I'm not saying anything, my profile doesn't look much better

If you have questions, hit me up.

If there aren't 117 pages, minimum, I'm out the door.

bye bye Lex

I saw one of those this morning too:

"I am not comfortable writing about myself, so if you're interested, you'll have to ask me whatever it is you want to know."

OK, so what am I supposed to ASK? Based on what? You haven't provided me with anything to use as a springboard to ask anything.

"Uh, yeah, hey, I saw your profile, like, and I was, uh, wondering, like, why you were too, ya know, like, uh, lazy, to write anything about yourself, right?"

You know you get a special exemption!!

117 is a metaphor for 112.

If there aren't 117 pages, minimum, I'm out the door.




bye bye Lex


That's our Lex - a heartbreaker

Especially if she only knows five words.

There are only so many possible combinations! And all of them are boring (and most wouldn't even make sense)!

That's ok then

Or they don't have self confidence enough to have a worthy opinion of themselves

Nah, I'm just cruel and overly demanding. I'm like Stalin for the New Millennium.

Articulation, expression.... they are lost. But hey, I'm just laid back and fun. Who needs words? Thoughts?

I'm soo happy you found someone