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Topic: Useless Things Of The World
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 10/21/08 10:30 AM Edited by uk1971 on Tue 10/21/08 10:32 AM
The pope's testicles Men thongs Chocolate ashtrays. Ash trays on motorbikes No smoking sign on your cigarette break! A politician's brain. A Feminist's sense of humour. Alarm clocks for the homeless. Birth control pills for Catholics. AA in Utah. The American flag in Miami. Tampons in a rest home. A toothbrush in West Virginia. A social calendar for a "cat person". A salad fork at a meat-eater's convention. Al Sharpton. Forward gear in a French tank. An iron at a nudist colony. A date for a computer programmer. Facts to a Creationist. Free will for a Scientologist. Child support court in The Projects. French women's razors. O'Doul's. Braille at a drive-thru window. A hedgehog in a condom factory The Middle East peace talks. Pretend lesbians. The lock on seven eleven doors A solar-powered flashlight. A third nut. Junk mail. A doorbell at the Whitehouse. A memory foam lined coffin. Skylights in a greenhouse. Nerf body armour. Come on minglers. There MUST be more out there!

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uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 10/21/08 10:37 AM
A social calender for a "cat person."

yeahitsmeok Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 8455	Tue 10/21/08 10:42 AM
a steak catalog for a vegetarian

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 10/21/08 03:49 PM
Sunglasses for Stevie Wonder

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Tue 10/21/08 04:01 PM
A rib roast at a PETA convention.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Tue 10/21/08 04:04 PM
a book about how to live your life in peace for a death row inmate

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 10/21/08 06:25 PM
A sieve for spaghetti

Cursed Joined Sun 10/19/08 Posts: 321	Tue 10/21/08 09:07 PM
The breasts on a nun

Roco Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 1165	Tue 10/21/08 11:33 PM
useless: mutual funds useful: hedge funds useless: entitlement programs useful: jobs useless: hope useful: action roco

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Wed 10/22/08 01:25 AM
A rib roast at a PETA convention. actually i remember several years ago,PETA set up a booth at a boat show to protest fishing and some fishermen set up a booth next to PETA's to sale Fish Sandwiches

Cursed Joined Sun 10/19/08 Posts: 321	Wed 10/22/08 02:10 AM
A rib roast at a PETA convention. actually i remember several years ago,PETA set up a booth at a boat show to protest fishing and some fishermen set up a booth next to PETA's to sale Fish Sandwiches MMM FISH!

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 10/23/08 03:05 AM
Sandcastles in the Sahara desert. Ash trays on motorbikes

Def03 Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 910	Thu 10/23/08 03:17 AM


uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 10/23/08 03:35 AM
Life Insurance on death row

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