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Topic: why are old people so grumpy?
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/28/08 10:21 AM
Please pass the prune juice!!!! <----empties catheter on bikers head while he sleeps and doesnt miss!!!

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Tue 10/28/08 10:23 AM
Please pass the prune juice!!!! <----empties catheter on bikers head while he sleeps and doesnt miss!!! Welcome back girlie, did you have a good time?

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Tue 10/28/08 10:23 AM
I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/28/08 10:24 AM
Please pass the prune juice!!!! <----empties catheter on bikers head while he sleeps and doesnt miss!!! Welcome back girlie, did you have a good time? I did so!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/28/08 10:25 AM
I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 10/28/08 10:26 AM
Gypsy knows geriatrics. And geriatrics aerobics!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/28/08 10:28 AM
Gypsy knows geriatrics. And geriatrics aerobics! GET OUT OF THAT WHEEL CHAIR NOW AND TOUCH YOUR TOES!!!

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Tue 10/28/08 10:30 AM
I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76392	Tue 10/28/08 10:31 AM
I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart" Priceless

miranda3 Joined Sun 10/26/08 Posts: 86	Tue 10/28/08 10:35 AM
I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart"

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Tue 10/28/08 10:36 AM
they have trouble pooping

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Tue 10/28/08 10:49 AM
they have trouble pooping Not when they've eaten licorice, drank prune juice and eaten plums !!!!!

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Tue 10/28/08 10:53 AM
If your prostate was the size of a grapefruit and your tits hung to your knees and your naps kept getting interrupted you'd be a crabby old fart too. Throws colostomy bag at gypsys head and doesn't miss. HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! i think having a colostomy bag would be kinda nice. your watching a game but the beer and chili starts to kick in, you wouldnt have to miss any of the game by going to the toilet, you just smile and let loose. then when your done you have a nice heating pad for any aches and pains you might have

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/28/08 10:55 AM
they have trouble pooping Not when they've eaten licorice, drank prune juice and eaten plums !!!!! popcorn is also a great laxative!!!

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Tue 10/28/08 10:58 AM
so is Phillips

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/28/08 11:06 AM
so is Phillips but movie night is so much better!!!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Tue 10/28/08 11:07 AM
Gypsy, love the real you, want to come join me in my cave??

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Tue 10/28/08 11:09 AM
Becuz we think life sux!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 10/28/08 11:09 AM
Gypsy, love the real you, want to come join me in my cave?? Im just an old hooters girl!!!

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Tue 10/28/08 11:12 AM
I went to see my grandpa in the nursing home. It was a nice place and the nurses were very attentive. While I was there he slowly started leaning over to the right and an attendant rushed over and straightend him up. A few minutes later he started leaning way over to the left and an attendant rushed over and straightened him up. I asked him how he likes living in such a nice place and he said "Fine but these young bastards won't let me fart" I thought for sure you were going to say so he could look down her shirt. They might be old but they aren't out.