A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.
The woman notices this, and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he
replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing
it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?"
The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."The woman giggles and
replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am
wearing panties!"
The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's an hour
fast."





Damn flyboys are all the same.

Aren't they though.

lmaoo

that's a good one