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Topic: Popcorn...revisited. - part 4
izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 11/12/08 10:32 AM Edited by izzie on Wed 11/12/08 10:46 AM


lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 10:33 AM < continued from this topic > < part one of this topic is here >
My apple crisp rocks...

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 10:33 AM
I wasn't able to buy any cub scout popcorn this year.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 10:34 AM
I did have great sex this year though. That's better than popcorn.

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Wed 11/12/08 10:35 AM
Sex is better then popcorn.

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 11/12/08 10:37 AM
ok im sorry.. you all keep saying this word and i dont seem to understand it... could you explain it for me please?!!?

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 10:39 AM
Boys have a pp and girls have a va-jj. Boys take the pp and put it in the va-jj, usually for about four to five seconds and your va-jj says, "what? is that it?"

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 11/12/08 10:40 AM
oh i get the sex word.. in fact ill be gettin it this weekend.. popcorn is the word i was confuzed with

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 11/12/08 10:42 AM
Boys have a pp and girls have a va-jj. Boys take the pp and put it in the va-jj, usually for about four to five seconds and your va-jj says, "what? is that it?" I would be very scared of your talking va-jj.

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Wed 11/12/08 10:43 AM
So you have a talking va-jj?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 11/12/08 10:45 AM
What language does it speak in? Does it have a lisp?

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Wed 11/12/08 10:45 AM
oh i get the sex word.. in fact ill be gettin it this weekend.. popcorn is the word i was confuzed with You take an ear of corn and bake it in your oven at 200 until the corn dries out. You then put it in your microwave for 3 minutes at high. Times may vary depending on microwave wattage and altitude.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 10:47 AM
So you have a talking va-jj? It says things like.... that's not ten inches.... is it in yet.... Is that seriously the best you got... And not too long ago it said, wow, this is awesome. Finally.

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 11/12/08 10:48 AM
So you have a talking va-jj? wanna see?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 11/12/08 10:49 AM
Can it beatbox?

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 10:50 AM
No, it can't beatbox. That would be so freaking cool though 'cus I could actually use that to get a rhythym....

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 11/12/08 10:54 AM
You could always stick a metronome up your arse..

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Wed 11/12/08 10:57 AM
Yeah, but then I can't go Greek....

Josh_P_Rad88 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 1944	Wed 11/12/08 10:58 AM
So you have a talking va-jj? It says things like.... that's not ten inches.... is it in yet.... Is that seriously the best you got... And not too long ago it said, wow, this is awesome. Finally.

Mrtap Joined Thu 03/27/08 Posts: 1737	Wed 11/12/08 10:59 AM
I'll buy some apples and the dirty talk in here shame on you all now go wash your mouth out.