Typical daily (several times a day) IM converstion for me goes a little
something like this:

Him: Hey.

Pause while waiting for him to say something else.

Me: Hi, who are you?

Him: I'm (Bob) or whomever.

(And his screenname is Bob.)

Me: Great. Hi Bob.

Long pause.

Me: So, where are you from Bob?

Him: I'm from (wherever).

Me: Okay.

Much longer pause.

Him: So, you wanna have sex?

The end.

u have to be kidding

Thats why I keep the IM off,,,,

Well, do ya? LOL just kidding

Is that as in "You want to meet somewhere and have sex?" or is it the
silly cyber go nowhere cyber sex that I don't understand?

Sheila, I get that too, horribly dull and long-emptiness-spaces in the
"conversation," but with two differences --

1. The name is never Bob

2. Instead of "So, you wanna have sex?" she writes, "So, you wanna buy
me a car?"

I almost never do buy them cars anymore.

NOT MUCH OF A CONVERSATIONALIST IS HE. LOL

((bucket))))))

So what would happen if Bob asked you in the car that Lex bought?

Lex, you keep me in stitches! LMAO.

I get the same thing...so I don't accept IM until I have talked to
someone via email for awhile. It's not always a guarantee but most won't
wait that long!

Sorry mom, just couldn't help myself

Nusalor, it depends on where they're from. If they're from here, then,
yes, they mean in real time.

I turn them down, of course, but I did at one point try to negotiate
with a yardwork tradeoff. For some reason, they quickly become
disinterested.

"LEX US" LMAO

COME ON JEAN THATS GOT A NICE RING TOO IT LMAO

LMAO , well that is why when most looks at my profile here it shows me
as off line. Cause I keep the IM turned off. Due to some whoozzies like
that and it bugs the heck out of me. Be in the middle of typing and it
comes on and you have to reset the curser each time gggrrrrrrrrrr. So
off it stays. But.. now have also gotton a couple of real winners in my
e-mail funny though cause I never ignore them they just don't expect the
response that I send back was soo funny one night this one guy e-mail me
like 4 times saying how sorry he was for doing that. Ohhhh I had fun
with that one for some reason I almost bet he thought twice the next
time lol

Yeah but nothing like dead air lol

Nooo, if I mention anything about a ring, they haul ass so fast the
computer stars smoking.

WELL I DONT XPECT U TOO BUY ME A FULL CARAT, HALF CARAT WORKS. LMAO. I
WONT RUN

Does your computer smoke after you have sex?

No, but the mouse squeaks.