A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about
having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look
at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around
behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

Kat

OMG

um so how did he find out?

Duhhhh, silly you.
Kat

well dah, so how did he find out? was he an ugly dude or what

lol, She told him. It is there hon.

um what line is it on?

He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look
at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!

((((Have you been fooling around
behind my back?"))))

The wife smiled sweetly and replied,((((( "Not this time!")))))

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