Share your favourite FG quotes!

Here's one to get it started:

Stewie - "It's not a time machine! It's a - drats, what do kids draw these days? - it's a pheasant!"

"Peter quick! curl up into an @ssball!"

[or somethin like that]

Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mommy,
Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mommy,Mom,Mom,....(Stewie)

buh buh bird bird bird

bird is the word


(now repeat about a thousand times)

oh "getcho sexy ass back over here and deliver my paper"

lol

Buttscratcher, buttscratcher, buttscratcher

Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. -Stewie

i just watched that last week and i laughed till i cried. ;p

"Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. They think its immoral. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!" - Peter Griffin


To the black kid "Will you call me Mr. Drummond?" - Peter Griffin

There's a message in my Alphabets,it says "ooooo"-(Peter)



Peter- those are Cheerios! -(Brian)

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?

Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.

Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.

Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin’ me. “Hey, let’s put one over on Quagmire.”

Peter: No, he’s actually a guy, Quagmire.

Quagmire: What? That’s insane. That’s impossible.
[Pause]

Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I’ve got all these magazines. Oh God.

Brian: [reading from A Guide to the Occult by Beverly Cleary] "To vanquish poltergeists, one must restore all disturbed remains to their original resting places."

Lois: So all we got to do is bring the skull back home and bury it. [Brian grabs Peter's groin]

Peter: What are you doing?

Brian: [still holding on] You said you were using the skull as an athletic cup.

Peter: I was, but don't you remember, I threw it in the garbage?

Brian: Oh. So, you're...not wearing it now?

Peter: No. That's, uh, pretty much just me you're grabbin'.

Chris: That's how my old scoutmaster shakes hands!

[Stewie] Where's my money man?

Well.... the bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word....

Whoever eats the most tylenol Pm's win....

I was no good after hearing that.

i just watched hands down my favorite episode... the army episode. lol

when the do the broadway melody rollcall and bust out west side story MAMBO!!!