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I had to slam the door in all the reporters faces this morning! The rumors about me and Krupa are totally false!  Embrace the papparrazi Honey....They are our friends. |
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Sorry about the one who took the pic of your butt this morning hon! I hear it sold for mucho dinero
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Did Phuque post that pic of my *ss????? Oh Hell!!!! hehehehehehe (It was a practical joke...long story).......Whew...freaked me out for a second....
Back to the lies.... I am very uncomfortable about my booty pix. Muahahahahaha |
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I have a stripper pole in the middle of my living room ... I give lessons to young beautiful girls and Krupa refuses to watch!
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Now THAT just blew my mind! Ya made me twitch...down there!...Dang it! Gotta get back to work.....catch ya later Honey and I want details on this stripper pole.......
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Did Phuque post that pic of my *ss????? Oh Hell!!!! hehehehehehe (It was a practical joke...long story).......Whew...freaked me out for a second.... Back to the lies.... I am very uncomfortable about my booty pix. Muahahahahaha I would NEVER consider posting any of your "slippery, wet booty shots", Special K, dahling... |
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OMG I am sooooooooo never having sex again...
I totally dislike it, and fake every orgasm that I have. Really im seriously thinking of joining a convent, so that I will never have it again. Ewwwwwww.....men are soooo gross!!!! |
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Edited by
BonnyMiss
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Mon 11/24/08 02:36 PM
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I'm having Obama's baby
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Mon 11/24/08 02:54 PM
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I am really the Queen of England
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I'm having Obama's baby 
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 I'm having Obama's baby |
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I am really the Queen of England And Obama is the father of my first son 
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I was born a man
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Krupa, sorry dude I forgot to tell you about my operation-but I promise the hormones will kick in soon - and I will look more like a woman....
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I'm 48 and a virgin!
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That is some of the most screwed up stuff I have read! For the love of GOD!!!! I was hoping for something playfully erotic but nooooooooooo....you kids are tawisted!
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But wait! Indiana Jones and me dug up the arc of the covenant and there were angels and lights and ....
oh crap...
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But wait! Indiana Jones and me dug up the arc of the covenant and there were angels and lights and .... oh crap... That was you and me you goof...that wasn't an angel...it was a midget named jeff. Those weren't lights from heaven...it was the cops pulling up behind us....it wasn't the arc of the covenant we were digging up...you dropped your burger in the floor board. What a great night that was! |
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But wait! Indiana Jones and me dug up the arc of the covenant and there were angels and lights and .... oh crap... That was you and me you goof...that wasn't an angel...it was a midget named jeff. Those weren't lights from heaven...it was the cops pulling up behind us....it wasn't the arc of the covenant we were digging up...you dropped your burger in the floor board. What a great night that was! No silly! That was the drug induced dream you had when the nurse at the institution mixed up your meds with the "Chief's" ...
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" Oh Nurse Ratchet....." Sexi..........
Hehehehehehe.....Yes, I got the reference....Labotomize me baby....labotomize me...... |
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