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I have a HUGE schlong. No, really. I do. do you have a huge thong to go with it? giggles, teehee   Bannana hammock all the way! I have MANY different colors to choose from! 
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Was a major contributor to the fund to stop the destruction of anthills and funded the relocation program for those who have had their anthills destroyed by natural phenominon. Thanks to me, millions of ants had dry beds and warm hills to sleep in at night!
If you would like to be a contributor, send cash only to the following link..... |
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Edited by
Seamonster
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Sun 11/23/08 06:07 PM
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On my free time I make homemade fudge for blind albino aborigine midgets. I also like to play naked full contact battleship for gold coins, And on thursdays I scuba dive for pearls at the local Y.M.C.A. I wrestle polar bears for extra beer money. I'm 1/2 Jewish 1/2 Irish so I like my alcohol and I get it 1/2 price. I wear an extra pair of underwear on the outside of my pants so if I get in an accident I always have a spare, (plus it just looks cool).I am highly allergic to oxygen, so I have trained my body to breath cottage cheese. And I also train badgers to do peoples taxes (no sucsess yet but fingers crossed).I once ruled the world when it was under sea, and I don't believe in the color blue. When I have extra time I like to whittle prosthetic foreheads out of canned yams. I eat twice a day and always the same thing, grapes and bacon grease. I go everywhere by electric wheelchair,(I can walk, I'm just that lazy). I collect english to german translation books,784 so far and I still can not speak german. I spend all my money on dental floss becouse I scrape the wax off to make candles in the likeness of Clint Howard. Every winter I go to the antartic to club baby navy seals, I only own one movie that I watch over and over and over again(I can't remember the name of it right now). I also have an extensive sideburn collection that I put on display every year at the anual giant sideburn and toenail show that I hold in my basement,(so far only myself and my A-Team action figures attend). I had my own sloth shaveing business, but it was shut down by the E.P.A. (or was it the I.N.S? I can't remember). |
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I have a HUGE schlong. No, really. I do. do you have a huge thong to go with it? giggles, teehee Bannana hammock all the way! I have MANY different colors to choose from! party in the front, eye candy in the back, giggles its party time ya'll, get on the table and shake that money maker, giggles just kidding, giggles  
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My other accomplishments are:
1) I read to blind orphans every week 2) I help old ladies with their quilting 3) give half my money to charity 4) never make fun of midgets... and most importantly I never fake it in the the sack.... 
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My other accomplishments are: 1) I read to blind orphans every week 2) I help old ladies with their quilting 3) give half my money to charity 4) never make fun of midgets... and most importantly I never fake it in the the sack.... I Knew you were lieing!!!!! About the midgets |
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Holy Hell! I have summoned some twisted...uhh I mean completely normal people out of the wood work tonight!
I want you to fake it in the sack with me Holly.... FAKE IT!!!!!!! |
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My other accomplishments are: 1) I read to blind orphans every week 2) I help old ladies with their quilting 3) give half my money to charity 4) never make fun of midgets... and most importantly I never fake it in the the sack....   !
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I never fake it in the the sack.... well why would any woman do that? all men are naturally gifted and giving lovers. |
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Edited by
lilwick86
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Sun 11/23/08 06:17 PM
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My greatest accomplishment is my sculpture of a god called, Whathefook, made of cottage cheese and glue.
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So, back in the 'Nam....I was in this mission to infiltrate a message parlour...when this bus load of cheerleaders on exctacy broke down and needed my help..... Oh Hell, Penthouse Forums already published that one!...
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So, back in the 'Nam....I was in this mission to infiltrate a message parlour...when this bus load of cheerleaders on exctacy broke down and needed my help..... Oh Hell, Penthouse Forums already published that one!... and this one time at girlscout camp I stuck a cookie up my nose, lol
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Krupa! You terrible ba$tardo! I HATE that you helped me post my profile pix!!! I WANTED peeps to think I was a fake!
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So, back in the 'Nam....I was in this mission to infiltrate a message parlour...when this bus load of cheerleaders on exctacy broke down and needed my help..... Oh Hell, Penthouse Forums already published that one!...  C'mon now - the moderators asked me to help keep this clean.... 
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Krupa! You terrible ba$tardo! I HATE that you helped me post my profile pix!!! I WANTED peeps to think I was a fake! woman that pic of you looks like you could kick everybodies azz in here. no lie 
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Krupa! You terrible ba$tardo! I HATE that you helped me post my profile pix!!! I WANTED peeps to think I was a fake! woman that pic of you looks like you could kick everybodies azz in here. no lie I am just an innocent lil flower... |
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what's an orgasm?
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I sell men's thongs in a store I opened up in downtown Manhattan- Men come in in the droves to buy 'em....Woody is my best cutomer! He bought one last night and then went to a club down here and partied all night long wearing his thong on the outside of his clothes!
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You look great in that dress...No of course you dont look fat...
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I sell men's thongs in a store I opened up in downtown Manhattan- Men come in in the droves to buy 'em....Woody is my best cutomer! He bought one last night and then went to a club down here and partied all night long wearing his thong on the outside of his clothes! |
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