Well...I knoooow it sounds really nice...but may I fill in
the...eh...blanks??

For you that doesn´t know me, I crashed my bike a couple of weeks ago
and my sweet sisters thought it would be a good thing to ship me off to
a 5 star resort in Mallorca. *that would be a small island in the
Mediterrain Sea or however it´s spelled hehe*
Right. I got here yesterday quit happy to do nothing I guess.
Problem is...they have booked me into a resort for elderly German
couples that thinks fun is being brave enough to have their bacon well
done in the morning. I guess my sisters revenge for me being obnocious
for the last...oh 15 years or so has finally reached its toll since they
keep on texting me with frases like " Having fuuuun yet brother??" or
"Hows the jello?"

So what shall I do? Break up a few marriages?
The old women love me

omg, I know you've been through rough times...

but, I've heard it is a beatuiful place, and sounds like heaven!

Use what ya got man, find you a sugar momma. Closer to kicking the
bucket the better, although it might speed up the dating to marriage
time...

...I just gotta f*** her...can't help it...





aaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh

Well it´s not so bad. Tomorrow we´re apparently going to look for a bird
that lives in the mountains. A bird!!

I just bought a few beers for a couple from Berlin I think, and they
said that their daughter soon was out of her 3rd marriage. Maybe I
wanted her number

I would just enjoy the peace...

suger mama ? shttttt et is loaded.

hehe yeah if I could...to bad I´m waaaaay to intense for that




Damn this blood that runs in my vains...

I don't know whether to laugh or say awwwwww




I still say .. stir things up a little....ask for 2 kinds of jello in
the same bowl just to see what happens.

oh oh!

or

ready?

pudding

ohhhhhh pudding ..........


I still want two kinds in the same bowl. Just to watch the frenzy
ensue ... I that wrong?

Well I´m still laughing lol! My sisters have the same humour as me so I
would have done the same for them hehe.


Well my rented superminicar comes tomorrow so maybe i should ask one of
the ladies to accompany me on a disasterful drive to the adventures
beyond the caves. Well...if I can fit any of them in the car

Just shake things up and have fun old people where young once to and
will love it. You would be amazed at how much fun old people can be.

did I here some one say ,,,,JELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO ?

Well I actually are having fun. Can´t speak their language and I can´t
dance due to my injuries but hey...they have been young and it´s amazing
how the women remembers it and the men has totally forgot it.


Note to myself...place as grumpy old man is obviously taken...be happy
when old instead

what kinds shall we mix?

what color and flavors?

Dunno that much about jello...but pink and green would make a lovely
dessert for eggs and bacon I believe lol!

LOL!

and just what color are those eggs? LOL!

.....Austridge coloured??

OMG!

I hope it isn't that sized!