Okay I know this is crazy but I am too old to care sometimes on how i look so i wanted a cig really bad and I had on all these house clothes someone knocked on the door i was headed out anyways well i stepped outside thought the coast was clear i been feeling gassy and i told him he had the wrong house so ne ways the coast was clear or so i thought.. I let out all the gas i had which was long and loud i swear he was driving by beet red so he heard ... sorry but, really I thought the coast was clear i was sooo embarrassed.doncha just love life!!!

bwa hahahahahaha. I know the feeling. Everytime I do that, I try to blaim it on someone else. It never really works, but it sho is worth the shot tho.

agreed

but you should never hold back your farts

they build up in your system till you die of a fart attack and when the doctor examines you your breath will smell like shyte

Im so old I fart dust

Whoa-ho! Life's full of surprises! What a gas!

i just farted

And they say were going to run outta fuel

methane is a green house gas

everytime I fart it gets warmer