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NO HE SPANKED OBAMA........... 
I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. I wondered why I felt so giddy.... If he lived close and I could find him... I'd go to his house and cut his cable and phone lines. That would buy us another day or two.  
 HEY IM WIRELESS 
I'll just cut your main power... not a biggie. |
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NO HE SPANKED OBAMA...........
I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. I wondered why I felt so giddy.... If he lived close and I could find him... I'd go to his house and cut his cable and phone lines. That would buy us another day or two.
HEY IM WIRELESS
I'll just cut your main power... not a biggie.
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NO HE SPANKED OBAMA...........
I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. I wondered why I felt so giddy.... If he lived close and I could find him... I'd go to his house and cut his cable and phone lines. That would buy us another day or two.
HEY IM WIRELESS
I'll just cut your main power... not a biggie.
You are completely hopeless.... God have mercy on you. |
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I got the news that I am expecting twin kidney stones 2 weeks ago. They apparently like it in there & don't want to come out.
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Have you named it yet? Oh yes I gave it a first and middle name ..."Son Of a B!tch, Sh!T"
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I got the news that I am expecting twin kidney stones 2 weeks ago. They apparently like it in there & don't want to come out.
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NO HE SPANKED OBAMA...........
I hate to say this, but it was nice not having your off the wall comments for a few days. I wondered why I felt so giddy.... If he lived close and I could find him... I'd go to his house and cut his cable and phone lines. That would buy us another day or two.
HEY IM WIRELESS
I'll just cut your main power... not a biggie.
You are completely hopeless.... God have mercy on you. AAAHHH AAAHHH AAAHHH AAAHHH |
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Have you named it yet? Oh yes I gave it a first and middle name ..."Son Of a B!tch, Sh!T"
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Have you named it yet? Oh yes I gave it a first and middle name ..."Son Of a B!tch, Sh!T"
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I would like to announce the birth of my new kidney stone. Born last night and weighing in at 22 pounds, the size of a microwave oven. I was in labor for about 16 hours until the little bundle of joy "popped" out around 2:30 this morning. Not confirmed yet but there is a possibility of twins. If this is true I should give birth sometime later this morning.  
Damn... think of the preg. weight that will be falling off of you soon! 
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Edited by
artcat
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Tue 12/30/08 10:57 AM
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I would like to announce the birth of my new kidney stone. Born last night and weighing in at 22 pounds, the size of a microwave oven. I was in labor for about 16 hours until the little bundle of joy "popped" out around 2:30 this morning. Not confirmed yet but there is a possibility of twins. If this is true I should give birth sometime later this morning.
Damn... think of the preg. weight that will be falling off of you soon!
Now that it's all over(hopefully) you're ready to ring in the New Year with cigars and champagne..........as long as you're not breastfeeding!
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Will you be keeping it in a jar? I think I'd charge admission for that one...
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