Elderly woman grabs naked attacker in the groin to save herself



TROUTDALE, Ore. -- An 88-year-old Troutdale woman sent a man fleeing in pain after he entered her home naked and shoved her face into a chair early Tuesday morning.



Suspect Michael **** as shown in a police mug shot.
She told police she reached behind her and grabbed the man by the groin, "giving him a good squeeze” until he “tore free and ran back out the way he had come in,” according to Deputy Paul McRedmond with the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office.


The intruder apparently entered the home on SE 287th Avenue through an unlocked sliding door. The woman said he backed her into her living room in her bathrobe but never said a thing.


After the suspect fled, she called 9-1-1 and a Multnomah County Code Enforcement Officer who just happened to be in the area spotted two cars and jotted down their license numbers. Turns out, a man matching the description of the suspect was driving one of those cars and Troutdale officers pulled him over.


KGW report on invader Michael G. ****, 46, of Gresham, was arrested and booked on charges of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Police said other charges were pending. They had not yet determined was his exact motive was.


Bail was set at $110,000.


The victim was quite shaken up, but not injured, and said did not want her name released.

Well, good for her She did what many people couldn't

Don't be so sure.. I would have no problem doing it myself. He would be lucky to leave with all his parts. grin

damn !!...she's gettin' more action then I am...gulp !!...

yep if yer names d1ck

and yer in troutville beware

the old lady will grab yer trout

not say what happened was funny

but it is kinda weird


http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_123008_news_naked_robber.210ee85e.html

You don't mess with old people anymore. They are bad ass!

There's probably a few good reasons for that, Gio.. Sorry couldn't help myself...

That's the smartest thing I have heard all day...
Old and wiser and carrying a .357. Forget twisting his nuts!!

Back in high school my best girlfriend and I were walking through campus when a man in raincoat (I kid you not) whipped it open to reveal himself.

I stopped in my tracks staring and shocked.

Then my gf delivered what to this day I think was one of the best ever lines I witnessed in person.

"And you call yourself a man!!"

It was enough to make us both erupt into laughter.

The poor perv was obviously humiliated.

Ouch, that had to hurt worse than a knee to the groin..