A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you
spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a
man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the
dead. I just can't take that chance."

LMAO....

lmao

Good one.

Don't do that ! Geez ! The bathroom is to far away ! And No fair with a
cup of coffee !