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And actually fart out aloud?
6 months? 1yr? 2yrs? 10yrs? LOL Its all natural, but pls give me some feedback. U know u do it. Silent but deadly ones...I hate those :-) |
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Never. You're under constant surveillance as far as that's concerned. And you're pretty much boned if you're caught.
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A guy can NEVER relax.
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get a pickle
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A bloody one at that.
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You should always get it out of the way on the very first date.
You should do it right on her. Like her thigh or something. Trust me. She will not be able to wait to take you home. |
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the guy I'm seeing farted on our first date and excused himself right away. we are all grownups as long as you excuse yourself and don't do any "pull my finger" bits or the like you should be okay. just don't be excessive. its natural, but it can get really rank.
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And actually fart out aloud? 6 months? 1yr? 2yrs? 10yrs? LOL Its all natural, but pls give me some feedback. U know u do it. Silent but deadly ones...I hate those :-)  1yr
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the guy I'm seeing farted on our first date and excused himself right away. we are all grownups as long as you excuse yourself and don't do any "pull my finger" bits or the like you should be okay. just don't be excessive. its natural, but it can get really rank. i wonder who was more embarrassed |
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the guy I'm seeing farted on our first date and excused himself right away. we are all grownups as long as you excuse yourself and don't do any "pull my finger" bits or the like you should be okay. just don't be excessive. its natural, but it can get really rank. i wonder who was more embarrassed why would I be embarassed that he farted? |
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So making weird music with it is completely out of question then? lol
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I really dont know know every one makes such a big deal out of all that,unless there childish and play stupid little games.thanks it funny
there aint a prob were all human it happens |
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Edited by
moofooga
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Thu 01/15/09 11:27 PM
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It's all a double-standard-
When guys break wind, it's "farting" or "cutting the cheese". Ladies, on the other hand, don't "fart"... they "aerate". So of course they're gonna say something when that happens. |
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It's all a double-standard- When guys break wind, it's "farting" or "cutting the cheese". Ladies, on the other hand, don't "fart"... they "aerate". So of course they're gonna say something when that happens. aka "stealth bomb" silent but deadly. LOL. |
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And actually fart out aloud? 6 months? 1yr? 2yrs? 10yrs? LOL Its all natural, but pls give me some feedback. U know u do it. Silent but deadly ones...I hate those :-) On average, men and women fart 14 times in a day. That's roughly, 28 farts to share. -snif- Oh, I didn't remember eating that. |
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<-------*farting right now*.......pffffffft
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I didn't think that there was a set time. Don't be rude about it and like someone said, apologize for it!
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It all depends on how frou-frou the woman is.
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So making weird music with it is completely out of question then? lol That's what belches are for. |
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the guy I'm seeing farted on our first date and excused himself right away. we are all grownups as long as you excuse yourself and don't do any "pull my finger" bits or the like you should be okay. just don't be excessive. its natural, but it can get really rank. awwww the 'pull my finger' is the very best part of it. |
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