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It up.......
This is going to be a switching of the gender thread "If I was a boy" "If I was a girl" So now the boys are the girls and the girls are the boys If I were a boy even just for a day I'd roll out of bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted And go drink beer with the guys |
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If I was a boy...
I'd fart, scratch my nuts, and then look in the mirror and tell myself how sexy I am! ***And not necessarily in that order. |
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If I was a girl...I would look down in stunned amazement at my boobs...I would probably just waste the first day just staring at them and grabbing them and telling myself "Not so rough! They aren't bread dough!!"
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Multiple orgasms in one day
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If I was a girl...I would look down in stunned amazement at my boobs...I would probably just waste the first day just staring at them and grabbing them and telling myself "Not so rough! They aren't bread dough!!" If you had boobs (decent sized ones anyways) you would realize it sucks!!! |
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If I were a guy I would have to find a woman that I could say...... "Woman! Fetch me my beer!"
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If I was a girl...I would look down in stunned amazement at my boobs...I would probably just waste the first day just staring at them and grabbing them and telling myself "Not so rough! They aren't bread dough!!"  neener neener neener We got boobies and you guys don't!
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  If I was a boy... I'd fart, scratch my nuts, and then look in the mirror and tell myself how sexy I am! ***And not necessarily in that order. |
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If I was a boy... I'd fart, scratch my nuts, and then look in the mirror and tell myself how sexy I am! ***And not necessarily in that order. OMG I might regret starting this thread...I have already went pee twice....lol |
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If I was a girl...I would look down in stunned amazement at my boobs...I would probably just waste the first day just staring at them and grabbing them and telling myself "Not so rough! They aren't bread dough!!" oh my gosh krupa A set of fake boobs 5,000 a set of falsies 20.00 krupa's answer PRICELESS |
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If I was a girl...I would look down in stunned amazement at my boobs...I would probably just waste the first day just staring at them and grabbing them and telling myself "Not so rough! They aren't bread dough!!" oh my gosh krupa A set of fake boobs 5,000 a set of falsies 20.00 krupa's answer PRICELESS You can get a boob job for $1.50 at KFC. I saw it on their Menu today. It said Breast Upgrade---$1.50 How's that for a bargain! 
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After prying myself away from the mirror...I would would see if my thoery was true about women being able to get laid whenever they want...the down side would be..having a penis aiming towards me and thinking.."Dude...I think I am a lesbian"
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If I was a boy
I would sit on the couch with my hands down my pants adjusting my testies, Burp and farts then laughs. Then take the lil woman to Walmart and before going in holding one nostril and blowing out the other into the air. And then of course I would do a total Tim the Tool man rarrrrr rarrrrr rarrrrr 
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After prying myself away from the mirror...I would would see if my thoery was true about women being able to get laid whenever they want...the down side would be..having a penis aiming towards me and thinking.."Dude...I think I am a lesbian"
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I would sit on the couch with my hands down my pants adjusting my testies What is the deal with that anyway? 
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buy lots of batteries
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I would sit on the couch with my hands down my pants adjusting my testies What is the deal with that anyway? |
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buy lots of batteries May I suggest stock in Duracel...then get batteries for free. |
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Ohh, Ooohh, Oooh, Ooooohhh, Oh Honey,not too deep.
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