Topic: Oh Yea It Is!!!
feralcatlady's photo
Wed 02/04/09 11:16 AM

Strange Sex Laws

Please add to them any strange ones you know of.


1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.


3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.


4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.


5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.


8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

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Wed 02/04/09 11:22 AM
WOW....Pretty Cool Info....:tongue: flowerforyou :banana:

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Wed 02/04/09 11:42 AM
number 4...????? Off with my head!!!

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Wed 02/04/09 11:46 AM
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate

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Wed 02/04/09 11:47 AM
Vending-machine condom sales, on the other hand, are banned in such states as Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. Yes, you may purchase a pack of gum, a candy bar, some potato chips, or a soft drink from a vending machine--but, alas, absolutely no condoms!

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Wed 02/04/09 11:51 AM
Married, yet want to mess around a little on the side? If so, be careful where you decide to play. In California, adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison. But adultery in Arkansas is much cheaper--offenders are fined a mere $20 to $100.

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Wed 02/04/09 01:25 PM
thanks for the ones you added....I will add them to others....

feralcatlady's photo
Wed 02/04/09 01:27 PM
1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.


3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.


4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.


5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.


8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."


ADDED ONES

11. Married, yet want to mess around a little on the side? If so, be careful where you decide to play. In California, adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison. But adultery in Arkansas is much cheaper--offenders are fined a mere $20 to $100.

12. Vending-machine condom sales, on the other hand, are banned in such states as Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. Yes, you may purchase a pack of gum, a candy bar, some potato chips, or a soft drink from a vending machine--but, alas, absolutely no condoms!


13. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate

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Wed 02/04/09 01:45 PM

Vending-machine condom sales, on the other hand, are banned in such states as Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. Yes, you may purchase a pack of gum, a candy bar, some potato chips, or a soft drink from a vending machine--but, alas, absolutely no condoms!


Wanna bet?

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Wed 02/04/09 01:48 PM
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Which head, not that it matters?

feralcatlady's photo
Wed 02/04/09 02:26 PM

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Which head, not that it matters?




That is so wrong on so many levels


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Wed 02/04/09 02:30 PM
I'm in the process of looking for a home in Guam :tongue:

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Wed 02/04/09 03:56 PM
Well it's a beautiful place.......

23mBoredinKilleen's photo
Wed 02/04/09 04:02 PM
In the military the only authorized legal position to have sex is the missionary position. Anything else is punishable by UCMJ (uniform code of military justice) action.

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Wed 02/04/09 04:59 PM

In the military the only authorized legal position to have sex is the missionary position. Anything else is punishable by UCMJ (uniform code of military justice) action.


You are kidding me...????what

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Wed 02/04/09 05:02 PM


3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

No wonder I can not get a Muslim girlfriend, my stuff has been dead for I don't know how long.







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Wed 02/04/09 05:02 PM
I am never going to Indonesia.........NEVER.

feralcatlady's photo
Wed 02/04/09 05:03 PM

In the military the only authorized legal position to have sex is the missionary position. Anything else is punishable by UCMJ (uniform code of military justice) action.



mmmmm your in trouble then....

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