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Edited by
Peccy
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Fri 02/06/09 10:49 PM
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Your best buddy is taking a nap on the floor when suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem:
They will die unless you kick them (as hard as you can) in the rib cage. If you don’t kick them while they sleep, they will never wake up. The problem is, you can never explain this to your friend; if you later inform them, they will die too. Since you can't tell them the truth, what excuse will you use to explain this attack? Yes, the beer flows freely here! |
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 You must REALLY,REALLY be bored,lol It will get better,,,,upper chin and all that... 
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You must REALLY,REALLY be bored,lol It will get better,,,,upper chin and all that... |
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WTF is with this question? lol
I'd probably just tell them I was on some kind of drugs and was hallucinating and saw a big freakin' spider on their chest. So, in order to save the person, I aimed for the spider and kicked it as hard as I could. But there was no spider. It might work. |
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I tripped and kicked you
 i won i know it
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You must REALLY,REALLY be bored,lol It will get better,,,,upper chin and all that... 
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I tripped and kicked you i won i know it that's what i was gonna say |
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Dude....
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let them sleep, they're probably at peace anyway.
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I tripped and kicked you i won i know it that's what i was gonna say
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Mother's milk compared to Busch.........
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Edited by
misstina2
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Fri 02/06/09 11:03 PM
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Mother's milk compared to Busch......... |
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I tripped and kicked you i won i know it that's what i was gonna say but i called it before i saw your post |
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I tripped and kicked you i won i know it that's what i was gonna say but i called it before i saw your post
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still I won yes, but what do you win? |
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still I won yes, but what do you win?
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as if you need a reason to
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Just punt, and when they get up, laugh and say 'Payback's a B**HC ain't it?'
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lol take there wallet.......
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Tell him there is a law in your city that prohibits people from sleeping on the floor so you saved him from a trip to jail by kicking him because a cop car was passing by.
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