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Topic: All in the Show
Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Mon 02/09/09 02:49 PM
(or just voices and weirdness in my head, who knows lol) (Start out with a little breathiness of Marilyn Monroe) Hey Mr. Man-sy Yeah, you over there. Hey Mr. Man-sy Come oh-ver here. Hey Mr. Man-sy Yeah, you on the shelf. (Throw in a lil Mae West) C’mon over here Haaaa, with your fine self. Mmmm, Mis-ter Man-zeee There’s no need to hide. (Ohhhh brrrr-ring on Calamity Jane) Crrr-acken that bull whip Cuttin cloth from your side. Well, just a tad bit Zorro, But unmasked while I ride. (back to Mae) Oooo, a lil naughty, but With so much charm. (Mae gets a little rough with it and growls this belted out bit) I’ll cool down your pony And put him back in the barn. Oh yeah, You know ----- It’s all in the show.

pkh Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 14961	Mon 02/09/09 04:16 PM
lol a brilliant mind

MsWizard Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5488	Mon 02/09/09 04:51 PM
(or just voices and weirdness in my head, who knows lol) (Start out with a little breathiness of Marilyn Monroe) Hey Mr. Man-sy Yeah, you over there. Hey Mr. Man-sy Come oh-ver here. Hey Mr. Man-sy Yeah, you on the shelf. (Throw in a lil Mae West) C’mon over here Haaaa, with your fine self. Mmmm, Mis-ter Man-zeee There’s no need to hide. (Ohhhh brrrr-ring on Calamity Jane) Crrr-acken that bull whip Cuttin cloth from your side. Well, just a tad bit Zorro, But unmasked while I ride. (back to Mae) Oooo, a lil naughty, but With so much charm. (Mae gets a little rough with it and growls this belted out bit) I’ll cool down your pony And put him back in the barn. Oh yeah, You know ----- It’s all in the show. I've always said there's a fine line between madness and genius. How fortunate you are to be able to have a foot on either side!!!! Btw, I said that in my breathiest Bridget Barton french imitation.....

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 02/09/09 05:00 PM
"i like that"

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 02/09/09 05:02 PM
simple lovely darling!

Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Mon 02/09/09 05:06 PM
ewwww and what a fine year for Bardot! Very nicely dunnnnnn(including the Elvis lip with my best "E" voice). Haha, thanks pk and slow. Tanya, with my deepest and best-est curtsy, thank-you!

hellgurl71 Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 176	Mon 02/09/09 05:53 PM
LOVE IT!! .. 10 out of 10 ... five stars... excellent!

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Mon 02/09/09 06:12 PM
ha! very nice

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Tue 02/10/09 09:01 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh will Marilyn be joining us in March,,,

Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Tue 02/10/09 09:23 AM
Haaa, mom, it depends on how well I can do that hands to knees, butt bop/swivel of her's. (not to mention the cotton eye'd joe, great thigh tightener and I have gotten a lil, okay, a lot rough with waayyyyy too much bread lately). WARNING, WARNING - you never know what or who's voice will come out of my mouth. Marc's grandson is still wary of his Elmo see and say toy because Elmo's voice came from across the room from where he was playing with it one day.

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Tue 02/10/09 09:27 AM
Haaa, mom, it depends on how well I can do that hands to knees, butt bop/swivel of her's. (not to mention the cotton eye'd joe, great thigh tightener and I have gotten a lil, okay, a lot rough with waayyyyy too much bread lately). WARNING, WARNING - you never know what or who's voice will come out of my mouth. Marc's grandson is still wary of his Elmo see and say toy because Elmo's voice came from across the room from where he was playing with it one day. LOL... That damn Bread will get ya every time,,, Hell Girlllllllyyyyy any voice I can get works for me,,, As for the Elmo,, My grandson won't even look at his,,, that thing speaks words out of no-where,, Hell my Son even got spookedddddddddddd

Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Tue 02/10/09 09:40 AM


lurchs_sister Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 9433	Tue 02/10/09 10:19 AM
Love this! I can see you dancing around the house singing it too!

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Tue 02/10/09 10:22 AM
Haaa, mom, it depends on how well I can do that hands to knees, butt bop/swivel of her's. (not to mention the cotton eye'd joe, great thigh tightener and I have gotten a lil, okay, a lot rough with waayyyyy too much bread lately). WARNING, WARNING - you never know what or who's voice will come out of my mouth. Marc's grandson is still wary of his Elmo see and say toy because Elmo's voice came from across the room from where he was playing with it one day. So let me get this straight, I get to meet the 3 of you and there is the possibility of an improve dinner show? Sweet, I can't wait

Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Tue 02/10/09 11:30 AM
Haaa, mom, it depends on how well I can do that hands to knees, butt bop/swivel of her's. (not to mention the cotton eye'd joe, great thigh tightener and I have gotten a lil, okay, a lot rough with waayyyyy too much bread lately). WARNING, WARNING - you never know what or who's voice will come out of my mouth. Marc's grandson is still wary of his Elmo see and say toy because Elmo's voice came from across the room from where he was playing with it one day. So let me get this straight, I get to meet the 3 of you and there is the possibility of an improve dinner show? Sweet, I can't wait hmmmm, improv is the operative word, although when I do stuff like this the added bonus of seeing Marc's eyes bulge and jaw drop (twice, so far I think) is soooo worth any possible "o'boy, what HAVE I done now" feeling.

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Tue 02/10/09 11:46 AM
Haaa, mom, it depends on how well I can do that hands to knees, butt bop/swivel of her's. (not to mention the cotton eye'd joe, great thigh tightener and I have gotten a lil, okay, a lot rough with waayyyyy too much bread lately). WARNING, WARNING - you never know what or who's voice will come out of my mouth. Marc's grandson is still wary of his Elmo see and say toy because Elmo's voice came from across the room from where he was playing with it one day. So let me get this straight, I get to meet the 3 of you and there is the possibility of an improve dinner show? Sweet, I can't wait hmmmm, improv is the operative word, although when I do stuff like this the added bonus of seeing Marc's eyes bulge and jaw drop (twice, so far I think) is soooo worth any possible "o'boy, what HAVE I done now" feeling. Sounds like those two may want to bring along disguises just in case...

Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Tue 02/10/09 12:16 PM Edited by Differentkindofwench on Tue 02/10/09 12:20 PM
Haaa, mom, it depends on how well I can do that hands to knees, butt bop/swivel of her's. (not to mention the cotton eye'd joe, great thigh tightener and I have gotten a lil, okay, a lot rough with waayyyyy too much bread lately). WARNING, WARNING - you never know what or who's voice will come out of my mouth. Marc's grandson is still wary of his Elmo see and say toy because Elmo's voice came from across the room from where he was playing with it one day. So let me get this straight, I get to meet the 3 of you and there is the possibility of an improve dinner show? Sweet, I can't wait hmmmm, improv is the operative word, although when I do stuff like this the added bonus of seeing Marc's eyes bulge and jaw drop (twice, so far I think) is soooo worth any possible "o'boy, what HAVE I done now" feeling. Sounds like those two may want to bring along disguises just in case... "Heaven only knows, Mr. Alison" how many faces, phases, and phrases of a Wench live within her known "Calamity Jane" persona.................