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That alot of cops become romantically involved with Prosecutors.
That the DA that gets assigned to the nastiest case will get a bulls-eye on their forehead, but miraculously live to go to trial. |
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That a guy in a Taurus can catch-up to a guy in a Ferarri that he's chasing.
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That alot of rich kids are just plain evil, and that their parents have no clue about that fact.
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That only two attorneys actually earn the money they get... Matlock, and Perry Mason.
That a crime novel writer is smarter than most cops in her area(Jessica Fletcher). |
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That some cops will come out of retirement when that one bad guy they never caught starts acting up again.
That all evildoers love to taunt the police. |
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That the busty, big-haired blond secretary was hired because of her high IQ.
That the mousy brunette with the glasses that's always in the background has some kinky perversions she reveals only when you fall for her. That your college buddy has a really HOT mom, and a really lame dad. |
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I have learned I have been using the wrong brand of makeup all these years. Apparently mine should not run while in the midst of crying..
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Oh! Oh! I got a good one!
Everybody seems to have EVERYBODY'S phone number. The bad guys call the cops on their personal cell phones to taunt them, etc. |
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Oh! Oh! I got a good one! Everybody seems to have EVERYBODY'S phone number. The bad guys call the cops on their personal cell phones to taunt them, etc. Yeh I never could figure that one out. I think they do it to make us paranoid. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Thu 02/19/09 06:44 PM
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I can't believe no one has thought of this one.
If you are on a train looking for a bad guy or a bad guy is looking for you, you will invariably end up in a life and death struggle on top of the train jumping from box car to box car. And when there are people on top of trains fighting, the train ALWAYS GOES INTO A TUNNEL. 
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Thu 02/19/09 06:46 PM
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No matter how evil the bad guy is, there is some mysterious organization that is way more evil than him that he is terrified of.
 And the line always comes up: "You have no idea what you are up against." |
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All "cabins" must be depicted as run-down little shacks with no electricity, and usually no locks, but full of items.
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In most horror movies, women are depicted as screaming idiots when running from axe murderers and just plain idiots when the bad guy is a vampire. |
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That there is an entire subset of women that wake up looking perfect. Makeup, hair, nails all done. I'm sure they don't have morning breath either.
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I've learned that they just make good movies anymore...sure...for every Saving Ryan's Privates...you get 1000 BOMBS !!...or more...
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HA HA HA
This is so true Oh! Oh! I got a good one! Everybody seems to have EVERYBODY'S phone number. The bad guys call the cops on their personal cell phones to taunt them, etc. Do they call directory assistance and ask for the arch nemesis? |
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Whenever battling a genetically enhanced oversize monster (alligator, snake, etc.), the animal will always roar or screech, while an ordinary animal of the same species would not make such a sound.
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