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Every person with an Irish accent is dangerous and involved in underground activities like gun smuggling. 
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one of my favorites was expressly quoted in Jeepers Creepers...."Barry, you know when someone in the movies does something stupid and gets killed?" "Yeah..." "Well you're doing it..."
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Fri 02/13/09 04:50 PM
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Every person with an Irish accent is dangerous and involved in underground activities like gun smuggling. Was that the movie where those three guys went around killing bad guys and then they found their father? |
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Edited by
swampfox1980
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Fri 02/13/09 04:46 PM
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yep....two Irish brothers and an Italian friend
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Deer Hunter taught me to never play Russian Roulette
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And Midnight Express taught me to never smuggle has into Turkey...
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Old hillbilly looking guys sitting on their porch always have a bloodhound and a shotgun handy. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Fri 02/13/09 04:52 PM
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yep....two Irish brothers and an Italian friend I loved that show. Yep, I would say those guys were dangerous. ... for bad guys especially. I liked the cop guy who was after them too. |
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another good lesson from Ash (Bruce C.) if your car falls through a portal into a mideval realm that you loose an army of evil skeletons, you can make gunpowder from a highschool chem book, and chainsaws can be adapted to fit missing limbs (or machinegun/grenade launchers as per Planet Terror...mmmmmm...Cherry...
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yep....two Irish brothers and an Italian friend I loved that show. Yep, I would say those guys were dangerous. ... for bad guys especially. I liked the cop guy who was after them too. |
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I learned that Sylvester Stallone can't act.
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When the cops bust into your house or motel room, they always use flashlights to search around instead of turning the light on.
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when you kill the monster
chop off its head they ALWAYS come back to life |
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What I learned from the Friday The 13th films...
If a chick flashes her boobies, that means that someone will get slaughtered very soon. 
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What I learned from the Friday The 13th films... If a chick flashes her boobies, that means that someone will get slaughtered very soon. Yeh those directors love killing loose women.
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when you kill the monster chop off its head they ALWAYS come back to life Good one. ... it is especially true if the monster is a vampire. |
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At some point in a monster movie, a very small innocent child is in peril and is rescued in the nick of time. (For a change, I would like to see the monster eat an innocent child.) But NOOOOOO the monster always eats people we don't know or care about or it eats the bad guy or the vice-hero. (The vice-hero is not the main hero, but the lesser hero who gets killed saving someone else, like the drunk uncle in the movie "Independence day" who destroyed the alien space ship at the cost of his life.) Watch the movie "feast" it breaks alot of the typical monster movie rules and is hella fun. |
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Watch the movie "feast" it breaks alot of the typical monster movie rules and is hella fun. I've never even heard of that movie. I will look for it. Thanks. |
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27. You will hear the good guy's or the bad guy's gun **** every time they raise their voice so either their guns are unloaded or malfunctioning.
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The detectives always have a former cop as a buddy that can do the dirty work that they themselves cannot.
That a P.I. always has some lacky around for information, and the guy knows every criminal in the tri-state area. |
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