Topic: Zee's Pub!
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Mon 02/11/13 03:43 PM

Where is Zee with those donuts?


ma bad Dodo.. I haven't touched the pink one yet.. want it?? bigsmile

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Mon 02/11/13 03:44 PM

Hi & bye folks...*slamming down a cup of get my arse moving whilst running out the door*

I'm late...eeep! :-)



bigsmile


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Mon 02/11/13 03:47 PM




8??...well that's more then enough for me...but where's all yours? bigsmile


oh I'M good bigsmile

We best let Kahri have that there line up of tequila.
Last I had a tequila hoe down I bit the neighbour ladies arse. (erm~ we shared)
Well~ it seemed proper at the time, 'n still wonders how she ended up across my lap. Kinda cute how dem glutes tensed up like getting a shot. Near pinched me snout. lol


laugh I don't mind sharin but... :wink: drinker naw.. I'll stick to me diet coke bigsmile cheers!

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Mon 02/11/13 03:50 PM

mornin peeps drinker it's MONDAY AGAIN.. oh JOY grumble

time to make the donuts ohwell have a good one y'all drinker bigsmile

hmm, Zee ifn ya dint have an '06 entry date I'd suspect that donut line there. I use the quote quite often. whoa

I wasn't gagged 'n bagged to get to this fine establishment. Budi can't fucgure where iyam. My coins keep spitting back out of the jukebox, 'n when outside for a smokey treat I kinda scent moose breath...and iyam facing the bree...holy black flies.. the back forty looks a li'l Squatchy.
:note to self; try 'n avoid sipping from a Mason jar when hitch hiking. ohwell

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Mon 02/11/13 04:17 PM
had a question Z. Kind of a pain filters don't show before tapping out sentence fragments...infuriating waste of time me thinks slaphead

In response to diet coke thang, is there a fooked up foodstuffs thread around these parts? Seems a nudge doesn't evoke a Dave's not here to carry out whims ova slanted picture. think

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Mon 02/11/13 06:45 PM


mornin peeps drinker it's MONDAY AGAIN.. oh JOY grumble

time to make the donuts ohwell have a good one y'all drinker bigsmile

hmm, Zee ifn ya dint have an '06 entry date I'd suspect that donut line there. I use the quote quite often. whoa

I wasn't gagged 'n bagged to get to this fine establishment. Budi can't fucgure where iyam. My coins keep spitting back out of the jukebox, 'n when outside for a smokey treat I kinda scent moose breath...and iyam facing the bree...holy black flies.. the back forty looks a li'l Squatchy.
:note to self; try 'n avoid sipping from a Mason jar when hitch hiking. ohwell



nope.. didn't pilfer yer quote.. I actually remember the commerical with the funny lil man in his Duncan Donuts outfit, 1/2 asleep , heading out the door to work at like 4 am.. laugh

glad to see you weren't forced to join us.. although there HAVE been a few that needed some duct tape to persuade 'em :wink: laugh

by the way.. the juke box is FREE.. just punch in yer #'s and it's ALL good.. that's why yer money keeps getting tossed :wink:

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Mon 02/11/13 06:48 PM

had a question Z. Kind of a pain filters don't show before tapping out sentence fragments...infuriating waste of time me thinks slaphead

In response to diet coke thang, is there a fooked up foodstuffs thread around these parts? Seems a nudge doesn't evoke a Dave's not here to carry out whims ova slanted picture. think


good question G-man.. not sure actually.. wait.. yes there is.. it's call RECIPES / COOKING, Home & Garden.. :thumbsup:

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Mon 02/11/13 11:12 PM


had a question Z. Kind of a pain filters don't show before tapping out sentence fragments...infuriating waste of time me thinks slaphead

In response to diet coke thang, is there a fooked up foodstuffs thread around these parts? Seems a nudge doesn't evoke a Dave's not here to carry out whims ova slanted picture. think


good question G-man.. not sure actually.. wait.. yes there is.. it's call RECIPES / COOKING, Home & Garden.. :thumbsup:

Excuse my off topic Zee. I watch a few documentarys and I feel I've something to say. That tossed in with flunking out in social studies ain't sa warm.
...'n being a sore head finding I'm filtered out due to age after clicking send msg to ya iza awkward hat. Well..I didn't wanna ask a question as such in da pub.
Hoists me prune juice in respect. :)

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Tue 02/12/13 12:27 AM

lol~ Kahurangi Bumstead?

ya know treating a Fancy Dan brewer as that me thinks is how Flubber was invented...or wazit half a stir 'n a bit crunchy? :smile:


Red Bull gives ya wings doncha know? ;-)

Ya might wanna twist one up Zee...i do believe i feel a game coming on...

Rack or break G?...and what are we playing for? :-)

Btw...if'n ya hit the quote button on this here post...you'll see how to make yer coin stick the next time you spin one up from the tube. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCikYIZfxxk


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Tue 02/12/13 01:34 AM


had a question Z. Kind of a pain filters don't show before tapping out sentence fragments...infuriating waste of time me thinks slaphead

In response to diet coke thang, is there a fooked up foodstuffs thread around these parts? Seems a nudge doesn't evoke a Dave's not here to carry out whims ova slanted picture. think


good question G-man.. not sure actually.. wait.. yes there is.. it's call RECIPES / COOKING, Home & Garden.. :thumbsup:


Hey Zee...doesn't the pub need a cook after the last one got kicked to the kerb for eating all the doughnuts? ;-)

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Tue 02/12/13 07:20 AM



had a question Z. Kind of a pain filters don't show before tapping out sentence fragments...infuriating waste of time me thinks slaphead

In response to diet coke thang, is there a fooked up foodstuffs thread around these parts? Seems a nudge doesn't evoke a Dave's not here to carry out whims ova slanted picture. think


good question G-man.. not sure actually.. wait.. yes there is.. it's call RECIPES / COOKING, Home & Garden.. :thumbsup:

Excuse my off topic Zee. I watch a few documentarys and I feel I've something to say. That tossed in with flunking out in social studies ain't sa warm.
...'n being a sore head finding I'm filtered out due to age after clicking send msg to ya iza awkward hat. Well..I didn't wanna ask a question as such in da pub.
Hoists me prune juice in respect. :)


no worries mate.. it's all good.. if it had been about my bra size I would've complained.. or just laughed hysterically while I came up with some witty retort so..laugh it's ALLL good.. :thumbsup:

sorry about the age thing though.. nothing personal.. I'll send YOU a note which'll open up the email thang for ya.. drinker

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Tue 02/12/13 08:33 AM
mornin peeps drinker

*zee heads over to the juke box* need some workin music bigsmile


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjUKxQYm0AI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgoNgfcmUTY&list=AL94UKMTqg-9BPKVIlkSeQbRsT8foh6-OQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UpGAh3OKk4

I was in the crowd for THIS one bigsmile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvHlVUmais0

and lastly.. bigsmile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pXRKU_-FhU

enjoy!! drinker

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Tue 02/12/13 08:35 AM


Hey Zee...doesn't the pub need a cook after the last one got kicked to the kerb for eating all the doughnuts? ;-)


now.. how COULD I fire meself bigsmile
I'll make more and THIS time.. try not to eat'em all first laugh

one more for the road :banana:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H67uEgRZs2Y

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Tue 02/12/13 12:36 PM
haha..actually...i'm not a big fan of doughnuts. I put myself off them by making a guts of myself eating them as a kid once and was sick for 2 days. So i'll pass on dem doughnuts ;-)

Cutting it fine again to make tracks...later peeps :-)

zoom zoom....

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Tue 02/12/13 12:57 PM
Edited by Zero_Effected on Tue 02/12/13 12:57 PM
in Virtual..? I can eat as MANY as I wants bigsmile



but in reality? I gets heartburn.. ohwell
guess we won't be goin for a donuts run in Oz huh laugh


chodwer drinker


oops.. fergots a letter bigsmile

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Tue 02/12/13 04:45 PM


lol~ Kahurangi Bumstead?

ya know treating a Fancy Dan brewer as that me thinks is how Flubber was invented...or wazit half a stir 'n a bit crunchy? :smile:


Red Bull gives ya wings doncha know? ;-)

Ya might wanna twist one up Zee...i do believe i feel a game coming on...

Rack or break G?...and what are we playing for? :-)

Btw...if'n ya hit the quote button on this here post...you'll see how to make yer coin stick the next time you spin one up from the tube. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCikYIZfxxk

lol, test~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCAqnW_iNhg



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Tue 02/12/13 05:27 PM
Cool~~thanks K.

da man made me work a twelve beginning at 3am. yoiks a day as I may have just showed up with the neighbour lady hanging from me jowls..drunk. ~Fook dude, light the fuse 'n blow the place up..don't hire nobody...tipping that hat. (Ima chemical operator btw)

thanks for the warmth yooze guys. Twas fun to pass time keeping me awake of reply(s) in thought. Erm~
there's connective tissue missing ...where's me book, Tweaking fer left the building for dummies?

Maybe pass me one of those over sized oriental-esk metal..take me apart puzzles thangs ya got hanging there Z.

...wadia Looking At?!! lol (in my best Maximus Decimus Meridius)
; Have You Not Been Entertained?!!

gimmie anutter...this one has a black diamond on it. :) I'm out~

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Tue 02/12/13 07:21 PM


lol~ Kahurangi Bumstead?

ya know treating a Fancy Dan brewer as that me thinks is how Flubber was invented...or wazit half a stir 'n a bit crunchy? :smile:


Red Bull gives ya wings doncha know? ;-)

Ya might wanna twist one up Zee...i do believe i feel a game coming on...

Rack or break G?...and what are we playing for? :-)

Btw...if'n ya hit the quote button on this here post...you'll see how to make yer coin stick the next time you spin one up from the tube. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCikYIZfxxk




good one G-man laugh


you got it K.. *zee twists a fatty* bigsmile *'n lights it* smokin
bigsmile

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Tue 02/12/13 07:27 PM

Cool~~thanks K.

da man made me work a twelve beginning at 3am. yoiks a day as I may have just showed up with the neighbour lady hanging from me jowls..drunk. ~Fook dude, light the fuse 'n blow the place up..don't hire nobody...tipping that hat. (Ima chemical operator btw)

thanks for the warmth yooze guys. Twas fun to pass time keeping me awake of reply(s) in thought. Erm~
there's connective tissue missing ...where's me book, Tweaking fer left the building for dummies?

Maybe pass me one of those over sized oriental-esk metal..take me apart puzzles thangs ya got hanging there Z.

...wadia Looking At?!! lol (in my best Maximus Decimus Meridius)
; Have You Not Been Entertained?!!

gimmie anutter...this one has a black diamond on it. :) I'm out~


would THIS be what yer lookin fer? only in CANADA.. eh bigsmile

no worries G-man.. mutual respect goes a long way at keepin things cozy :wink:
you're always welcome here..

mind you.. we're gonna flip the thread SOON though.. page 50 we re-open in the newer "pub" version bigsmile

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Tue 02/12/13 08:03 PM
alRIGHTY folks.. I feel a lil USELESS INFORMATIONal post comin on.. bigsmile


A Barnacle Has The Largest Penis Of Any Other Animal In Relation To Its Size. (WHOA.. like I really needed to know THAT? )

A Blind Chameleon Still Changes Colors To Match His Environment. (how do they know it's blind I wonder..hmmm?)

A Camel's Backbone Is Just As Straight As A Horse's. (really? I thought it had one hump or two?)

A Castrated Male Reindeer Is Called A Bull.(bet you it was mad as one when they cut it off rant )

A Chameleon's Tongue Is Twice The Length Of Its Body.(what did they DO to that poor chameleon.. noway )

A Crocodiles Mouth Is Attached To The Roof Of Its Mouth.

A Deer Cannot Eat Hay. (how useless is THIS huh laugh)

A Donkey Will Sink In Quicksand But A Mule Won't. laugh huh spock

A Dragonfly Has A Lifespan Of 24 Hours. (THATS a lie.. as a kid I nursed one with a broken wing one summer and it lived for almost 2 days..)

A Duck Has Three Eyelids. (wonder how they sleep.. )

A Female Swine, Or A Sow, Will Always Have An Even Number Of Teats Or Nipples, Usually Twelve. (although sometimes less.. so do dogs, cats and several other animals I know of.. and the point here is???? yup.. useless slaphead )

A Group Of Finches Is Called A Charm. (how charming.. bigsmile)

A Group Of Frogs Is Called An Army. it's an inVASION.. I have several battalions in my back yard.. sad

A Group Of Geese On The Ground Is Called A Gaggle, A Group Of Geese In The Air Is A Skein. m'kay...

A Group Of Goats Is Called A Trip. (not the kind I'M used to laugh)

A Group Of Hares Is Called A Husk. (I thought that was what covered an ear of corn...)

A Group Of Kangaroos Is Called A Mob. (OM GAWD.. I'm gonna get MOBBED in OZ laugh)

A Group Of Owls Is Called A Parliament. (not in CANADA it ain't laugh)

A Group Of Rhinos Are Called A Crash. (geeze.. wonder why huh laugh)

A Group Of Toads Is Called A Knot. (ha ha.. towed the knot )

A Hedgehog's Heart Beats 300 Times A Minute On Average. (wonder what the leading cause of death is... )

A Hippo Can Open Its Mouth Wide Enough To Fit A Four Foot Tall Child Inside. (good to know.. ya never know when ya may need a cheap baby-sitter bigsmile)

A Large Swarm Of Locusts Can Eat 80,000 Tons Of Corn In A Day. (no WONDER they're considered a plague)

A Male Chimpanzee Is 5 Times Hornier Than The Average Human Male. surprised

A Mole Can Dig Over 250 Feet Of Tunnel In A Single Night. (funny.. above ground they're pretty slow )

A Pig Always Sleeps On Its Right Side. (THATS why I always ended up on the left... )

A Rat Can Last Longer Without Water Than A Camel. (wonder where rats keep THEIR water.. at least a camel has cargo space for it..)

A Rhinoceros' Horn Is Made Of Compacted Hair. (gross)

A Rodents Teeth Never Stop Growing. They Are Worn Down By The Animal's Constant Gnawing On Bark, Leaves, And Other Vegetables. (here FANG)

A Single Sheeps Fleece Might Well Contain As Many As 26 Million Fibres. (wonder what would happen if a sheep was allergic to wool.. )

A Snail Can Have 25,000 Teeth. (WHERE? )

A Snail Takes 33 Hours To Crawl One Mile. (must be because of all those teeth he has to lug along)

A Snake Has No Ears. But Its Tongue Is Extremely Sensitive To Sound Vibrations. By Flicking Its Tongue, A Snake Can Pick Up Sound Waves-So A Snake 'Hears With His Tongue...Sort Of! (Isssssssssss Cansssssssss Hearsssssssss yousssssssss bigsmile)

A Species Of Earthworm In Australia Grows Up To 10 Feet In Length. surprised K.. I do NOT wanna meet one of THESE.. okay?shocked