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Ha! Cop a squizz at the budgie smugglers on knackers here ;-) 
give Mr Bulge a drink from me. 
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Ha! Cop a squizz at the budgie smugglers on knackers here ;-)
 whoa... 
cop a squizz? could that mean "check this out?", "take a look?" or something along those lines? budgie smuggler on knackers? WHAT?????????  that settles it..  *zee scratches kiwiland OFF her bucket list* I'm F*cked 
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Yo Zee, give Mr Bulge a drink from me.
sure luvy.. one STINGER comin right up 
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Ha! Cop a squizz at the budgie smugglers on knackers here ;-)
 And you humans say that Melmacians are weird. 
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And you humans say that Melmacians are weird.
nope.. seems we have our OWN special form of aliens RIGHT HERE at HOME
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Edited by
Zero_Effected
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Fri 02/01/13 07:46 PM
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wait.. knackers.. my british mum used to always say "don't get yer knickers in a twist" meaning yer tighty whities.. does knackers mean balls??
no.. that can't be.. you used "on".. okay.. I'm lost
fergot two words
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 02/01/13 07:45 PM
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Yo Zee, give Mr Bulge a drink from me.
sure luvy.. one STINGER comin right up
Keep giving them to him until..... well you know. 
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And you humans say that Melmacians are weird.
nope.. seems we have our OWN special form of aliens RIGHT HERE at HOME
Well, your "special form" is what keeps planet Earth from being invaded by extraterrestrials. They're afraid that the insanity of humans could be contagious. |
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Thanks Zee!
Keep giving them to him until..... well you know.
you GOT it gurl  I'll get the duct tape.. just in case
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Thanks Zee!
Keep giving them to him until..... well you know.
you GOT it gurl I'll get the duct tape.. just in case
 Word!
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Well, your "special form" is what keeps planet Earth from being invaded by extraterrestrials. They're afraid that the insanity of humans could be contagious. we know pretty smart on OUR part huh 
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Thanks Zee!
Keep giving them to him until..... well you know.
you GOT it gurl I'll get the duct tape.. just in case
Word!
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I JUST realized.. we'll have to open a new pub soon.. blah.. 10 more pages and POOF.. we'll be gone.. only to start anew
okie dokie peeps.. I'm OUTTA here.. have a good one
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Roberta, if you are hanging around this pub, then it's no wonder that Jade is letting your own bar become so ...well... You'll find out eventually.
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Roberta, if you are hanging around this pub, then it's no wonder that Jade is letting your own bar become so ...well... You'll find out eventually.
Dodo, dont sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
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Roberta, if you are hanging around this pub, then it's no wonder that Jade is letting your own bar become so ...well... You'll find out eventually.
Dodo, dont sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
If you say so. Just don't complain when you find pionie droppings in strange places. |
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Roberta, if you are hanging around this pub, then it's no wonder that Jade is letting your own bar become so ...well... You'll find out eventually.
Dodo, dont sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
If you say so. Just don't complain when you find pionie droppings in strange places. 
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*zee looks down JUST in case* phew.. safe.. no pony droppin's HERE
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*zee looks down JUST in case* phew.. safe.. no pony droppin's HERE
Well, watch your step when you go into Roberta's bar, and make sure that Jade has washed her hands before she serves you. |
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will DO Dodo *zee whispers* although I think I'd be safer if I just stuck round here
mornin peeps it's a balmy -13C on a sunny SUNDay..
which MEANS???????????????? tomorrows Monday 
on THAT note.. have a GOOD one folks
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