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| Topic: what do u call a dog with no legs? | |
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it doesn`t matter,he has no legs-he won`t come any way!!
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 What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen 
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a weiner dog :P
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And in Japan, Eileen, they call her Irene.
And women with one leg work at IHOP! 
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ha
ha ha 
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
"Stay" |
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. Problem is, getting them in there. |
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What do ya call a man with no legs?
A low down bum! 
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 Good 1 SD
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why do I keep walk in circles?
hush or I'll nail your other foot to the floor |
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if the dog is cooked its a "hot dog" other then that its a hairy hot dog
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well depends on how well the dog can roll over
here rolly polley click click click comehere |
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Why does everybody keep saying I look like a werewolf?
Shut up, and comb your face.
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nothing much
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what do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker ?
HOP IN How about one with no legs ? Need a Lift What do you do with a dog with no legs ? Take it for a drag |
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
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what do you call a fish with no fins?
sushi |
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what's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
locking the car doors
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